delilah
(smiles) Greetings, my friends.
I commend you for coming so far.
You are highly talented at being a
thorn in one's side.
fiadh
You're about to get something much worse
than a thorn in your side, you pile of filth.
But first, you will answer one question.
You can probably hazard a guess.
delilah
(still smiling) I assure you, I am quite mystified.
Do enlighten me.
(Fiadh becomes agitated.)
fiadh
Margrave Barlowe!
Where are you hiding him?!
delilah
(still smiling) Hmm? Curious.
What do you make of this, Jane?
jane
(smiles) Er... Why, I have no idea what
they're talking about!
Haha, ha... ha...
delilah
We have seen neither beard hair nor
hide of your beloved margrave.
fiadh
Hmph...
delilah
(smirks) Interesting. I expected this to be the
part where you yell “liar!” in my face.
kyra
You must know something, at least.
Go ahead, talk.
delilah
Hmmm... I did get the most compelling
reports from down below.
Did you know that Powys and Conwy
are at war?
fiadh
What?!
delilah
If you want to hear my theory, your culprit
is either Zaccheus or Simeon.
Maybe they even plotted it out together.
And now they're bickering over who gets
to reap the spoils.
kyra
Are they the other two nice fellows
I met when I first arrived at Wrexham?
fiadh
If by “nice” you mean as rancid as
the scarecrow over there.
delilah
Pah. You do me a disservice.
Yes, we are comparably rancid,
but I am vastly more competent.
kyra
Doesn't look that way right now.
delilah
Mmhmhmhm... I have not run out of
surprises up my sleeve, girl.
fiadh
Careful! Hold your bow tight, Kyra!
delilah
Ah, so paranoid... Nothing of that
sort, Fiadh, my friend.
Quite the opposite, in fact.
I have a proposal.
jane
(frowns) Here it comes...
delilah
Since I am innocent in the kidnapping,
I would show you proof of my goodwill.
Let us join forces and seek out the true
villain together.
(Fiadh starts.)
fiadh
(smiling) Ahahahah!
Oh, that's actually such a good joke!
(serious) C'mon, be serious now.
Have some dignity in your defeat.
delilah
Yesterday's foe is today's friend. I
am not prideful like those two fools.
I am an opportunistic vulture who
saw a chance to invade your land.
But I am not above grovelling to
those who have bested me.
My forces are decimated. Put me
to work in exchange for my life.
kyra
You know, the smug smirk's not exactly
selling the act.
delilah
Need I shed tears when I have
so much else to offer?
I have my experience in the art
of killing.
And look at the bulging muscles
on this one...
(Jane shifts bashfully.)
jane
Ah, M-Mistress...!
delilah
She will crush your enemies if I so much
as point my finger at them.
Or I can cut their necks myself if you
so desire.
I ask for nothing but my life and
freedom in return.
I believe it to be a more than fair deal.
What say you?
Shall we move past the past?
kyra
...It's not my grudge to bear.
Fiadh?
fiadh
......
I can paint the walls gray with
her brains any time I want.
Might as well squeeze her for all
she's worth in the meantime.
delilah
Delightful.
Without further ado, then...
Come, Jane. We must prepare for
the imminent blood-spilling.
(Delilah leaves.)
jane
...Er...
Pleasure to make your
acquaintance, everyone.
Look forward to working
with you all.
(Jane leaves.)
kyra
That's... not quite what I
was expecting.
fiadh
Psch. Crafty witch. She talked
herself out of my sights.
But it's okay. She'll make a
mistake sooner or later...
kyra
...Yikes...
So, what now? Do we
take her at her word?
apate
Whether we do or do not is irrelevant.
We will not make any progress until we
have rescued the margrave.
The other two adjoining margravates
are the next most likely suspects.
If they truly are battling, however, that
works to our benefit.
It will allow us to cut through them like
a knife cuts through butter.
They will be left with no time to use the
margrave against us.
fiadh
That about sums it up.
I appreciate your concern, both
of you.
You're going to quite the lengths
to save Margrave Barlowe.
apate
...Be certain to impress that upon
him once he is returned to safety.
kyra
Apate...! Have some tact...
fiadh
Don't worry. I appreciate that
she's being upfront, too.
I couldn't care less about your
reasons. I'm still grateful.
kyra
Oh... Well...
fiadh
Let's go. We've wasted enough time
with that harpy's games.
apate
I concur.