edward
Barlowe!!
I know you're here somewhere!
Come out of your hidey-hole and
face me, you coward!
barlowe
I should have known. Trouble attracts
you like flames attract the moth.
Grrr...
edward
Hmph!
(The two move towards each other.)
barlowe
Hraaah!
edward
Graaahh!
barlowe
Fiddle-dee-dee!
edward
Ho-hum humbug!
barlowe
Nnnnngh...
edward
Mmmmph...!
(The two men begin brawling.)
kyra
...Edward, what is happening?
Should I be worried?
(Edward guffaws.)
edward
(smiling) Gehahahahahaha! You haven't changed
at all, Barlowe, you old oaf!
barlowe
(smiling) Oh, shut your mouth, you incorrigible
miscreant.
It's so good to see you again.
edward
Been way too long, man.
barlowe
But what in the world brings you
back?
I thought you'd found yourself a
nice, cozy gig in Tartaros!
edward
Ahh, you know how it is.
Nothing lasts forever.
Oh, but let me introduce
you to Kyra here...
barlowe
Ah, you are she?
Edward spoke so much of you in
his letters.
Quite highly, at that, and I see
that he was not exaggerating.
Your tactics were unrefined, but
no less effective for it.
Such a capable commander, at
such a young age...
Oh, it's enough to tug at my
nostalgic heartstrings.
kyra
Ah, well, I...
(The other margraves approach.)
zaccheus
So it is to you that we
owe our lives?
You do not look like
much...
Do you even speak
our language?
kyra
...What...?
simeon
You will pardon me if I do not waste
time on expressions of gratitude.
Many tasks await me, and this delay
has been most unwelcome.
I must ride back to my lands,
post-haste.
barlowe
Indeed, I would see the three
of you off sooner than later.
I shall figure out which of you
is the culprit in due time.
delilah
What?! Have you gone senile over
the course of the battle, Barlowe?
Since clearly you have forgotten,
let me refresh your aging memory.
All three of us were trapped in this
castle with you!
You truly think us so stupid as to
sic assassins on ourselves?!
barlowe
No, I think you intelligent enough to make it
appear as though you were at risk also.
But you three stand to gain the most from
my untimely demise. This is fact.
Please, feel free to save us all the hassle
of a tedious investigation. Anyone?
delilah
(smiriks) Hah! Not even a brush with death can quell
the great tactician's imagination.
Hey, if it makes you feel better to imagine
some grand conspiracy, be my guest.
(scowls) Ready my carriage! I burn with desire to
abandon this hovel.
simeon
You will admit your accusations are
devoid of all logic and reason.
But I suppose you need to save face
after that disgraceful failure.
Your old reputation is in a precarious
enough position as it is.
That's just as well. As for me, I have
more important things to do.
zaccheus
Even the whelp has more sense than
you do, Barlowe.
Truly I do so pity the poor people stuck
with you as their margrave.
Go ahead, keep embarrassing yourself
as much as you like.
I shall leave you to it.
Ta-ta.
(The margraves leave.)
kyra
...Amazing bunch of pals
you got there.
barlowe
Politics, Kyra. I would not wish them
on my worst enemy.
...But let's talk about you. Surely this
is not merely a courtesy call?
edward
Truth is, we got something important
to talk with you about.
Bit of a long story.
You'd better sit down.
barlowe
Hmm... I would speak with Kyra,
if you don't mind, Edward.
You I know well. I should like to
get acquainted with her.
Her and her companion in the
white robe, if she's willing.
kyra
Wait, Apate? Why?
barlowe
Let us speak in my study.
It is this way.
I shall await you and your
ally there.
(Barlowe leaves.)
kyra
...He's got to be a slippery one, if he
has survived dealing with that rabble.
edward
Slippery's one word to describe him.
But trust me, he's a good man.
Just be earnest with him, okay?
kyra
......
kyra
...And thus, Edward brought us
here to see you.
barlowe
A rebellion to depose the hierophant
himself, huh... A complex problem.
Knowing what I know of you, I would
be foolish to speak down to you.
I shall outline the facts as succinctly
as I am able.
Surely you understand that I cannot
simply declare war on Tartaros.
The margravates have a great deal
of freedom, but there are limits.
I would never be allowed to interfere
in a Tartaran affair.
kyra
Yeah, that's reasonable.
We won't ask for anything other
than a place to stay for a while.
barlowe
You get ahead of yourself, Kyra.
I never refused you.
It is imperative, however, that we handle
this matter with care.
Indeed, I cannot justify poking my nose
in the internal affairs of Tartaros...
Not without the right story to go with it,
at the very least.
kyra
What do you mean?
barlowe
Let us say that you do us a favor.
kyra
We already saved your life!
apate
We need not convince the margrave,
Kyra. He is clearly already on our side.
It is his troops, his people, and most
importantly, his peers we must sway.
barlowe
Keenly observed.
Most perspicacious of you, my lady.
A situation so... unorthodox, as what
transpired today, would not do.
Rumors would swirl. People would wonder
what manner of hold you have over me.
No, what we need is a simple, palatable
tale of heroism and justice.
Something akin to a fairy tale, that even
children could grasp - and support.
kyra
Yeah, I get what you mean now...
Well, we're at your disposal. What
would you have us do, Margrave?
barlowe
(smiles) Barlowe, please. You are Edward's
dear friend, thus mine as well.
barlowe
You see, we have had some
trouble with a certain group.
They hide in a derelict mansion
at the base of the mountains.
They demand tithes of the
settlements in north Wrexham.
...In absence of payment, they have sworn
to unleash an army of the “undead.”
So far they have been mostly ignored,
and their threats ring hollow.
Nevertheless, however likely it is to be
no more than bluster, it worries me.
kyra
So, bandit clean-up? That used to be our
specialty, before his whole thing started.
barlowe
Theirs are the acts of brigands, true.
However, their leader is, uh...
Well, there is no easy way to put this.
He claims to not be merely a powerful
sorcerer, but rather, a “necromancer.”
Somebody capable of returning the
dead back to their mortal coil...
(Apate starts.)
apate
What?!
barlowe
Does that seem surprising to you,
one who can also restore life?
kyra
So you know about that too.
barlowe
(smiles) I had a good vantage point during the
battle.
My best guess is that our “necromancer”
is another of the so-called heretics.
I wished to ask for Lady Apate's input
on this regard, but...
apate
...I cannot tell you anything
without more information.
It is best that we see about
this individual for ourselves.
But would dealing with them
be enough for our purposes?
barlowe
It would do to begin.
...Ah, Fiadh. There you are.
You arrive just in time.
(Fiadh enters.)
fiadh
...The scum have returned to the
earth, where they belong.
Those who lived will never come
back. They are finished.
barlowe
Are you uninjured, Fiadh?
Lady Apate, would you tend
to her injuries for me?
fiadh
Margrave, I am the bodyguard.
It's me who looks after you.
Besides, I'm perfectly fine.
Just tell me what's next.
Which of those backstabbing
pigs are we taking on first?
barlowe
Do you recall the reports
about the necromancer?
fiadh
...No. I can't believe it.
They just tried to kill you! The assassins'
blood is fresh on the ground!
And you want me to go chasing after
that idiotic gossip?!
barlowe
Our new friends here shall assist
you in that task.
In the meantime, I shall personally
investigate today's agitation.
fiadh
Let them go alone!
Why do I have to go?
They could try again!
I need to stay at your side!
barlowe
Fiadh... I request that you place
your trust in my judgment.
fiadh
......
Okay. What's the worst that
can happen?
You. I'll take you to where
those imbeciles are at.
kyra
Just give me the time to gather
my guys and we can get going.
fiadh
No time like the present.
Make it quick.
barlowe
Best of luck to you,
my friends...