elias
Ouchie...
kyra
Elias?
What's wrong?!
elias
W-Well, you did just beat
the tar out of me...
(Kyra starts.)
kyra
Elias!!
Demeter, you promised I
couldn't hurt him!
You lied to me so I'd fight
him, you... you monster!
demeter
I wouldn't call it lying,
per se.
I'd say it's more like...
Y'know.
(smiles) Not telling the truth!
kyra
That's the exact same thing,
idiot!
demeter
(frowns) Heeeey! I may be an idiot,
but that's not my name!
I'm Demeter, remember?
elias
I-It's all right. The armor took
the brunt of the damage.
I'm just not used to this, that's
all.
Anyhow, with this, you pass the
trial.
You may continue towards the
core.
kyra
...Why? I don't want to go
deeper, I want to leave!
demeter
(smiles) That's where the exit is, silly!
Sure, it's also where the gods
and divine entities hang out.
And now there's no chance we'll
sneak by undetected.
But you aren't afraid of a few
angry deities, are you?
kyra
I, uh...
I guess not?
demeter
Oki dokie!
Come along, Elias!
Don't fall behind!
elias
Huh?
Wait, me...?
kyra
He can come too?
demeter
Duh! We've picked up all sorts of wacky
characters.
How could we not pick up Kyra's beloved
lil' bro?
This whole mess is kinda sorta entirely
my fault, so the least I can do is let you two spend
some time together again!
(Kyra gasps.)
kyra
(smiles) D-Demeter!
Thank you so much!
You're a saint!
demeter
Heehee, well, not exactly,
but...
Wow, you've sure changed
your tune, huh? Hahaha...
elias
(smiles) As long as this thing still moves,
I'll do my best to keep you safe.
kyra
Keep me safe? Don't get
ahead of yourself, big guy.
I'm still the more experienced
fighter of the two.
elias
C'mon, let me play protector,
now that I can for a change.
demeter
How about you just protect
each other, hmm?
elias
Yeah, you know what?
Sounds good to me.
kyra
There isn't a force in the heavens
that'll be able to stop us now!
Together we can conquer anything!
C'mon, what are we waiting for?!
elias
I'm right behind you!
(Kyra and Elias march off.)
demeter
...Aww, look at them being
all giddy and stuff!
Isn't that so wholesome?
nikolaos
All right, you.
The time has come.
scymerius
The time? I can't really tell what
time it is in this place.
I wonder if time is even a thing
in here...
nikolaos
That's not what I'm talking about!
I mean it's time to see what you look
like under the helmet.
scymerius
Paws off, mutt.
nikolaos
C'mon! Even now, you won't let us take
a peek?
C'mon! C'mon! Pretty please?
What'd you like me to do in return?
What are you, a chicken?
(grins) Cheep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep!
scymerius
Okay, first off, you can't just rapid-fire
persuasion tactics like that.
You have to see if it lands before you try
another. That's just basic psychology.
Second off, those are the strangest
chicken noises I've heard in my life.
Have you even heard a chicken in your
entire life...?
nikolaos
(serious) Well, I guess if you won't take it off...
I'll have to do it by force!
scymerius
......
nikolaos
......
scymerius
Fine, I'll save you
the ridicule.
(Scymerius takes off their helmet. Nikolaos jumps in surprise.)
nikolaos
...!
Gasp!
It's...
It's...!
(Scymerius reveals that under their helmet is another helmet.)
nikolaos
Disappointing.
That's what it is.
scymerius
I can remove another one,
if you like.
I don't even remember how
many I'm wearing.
Try harder, chump.
nikolaos
...D'oh!
Oh, c'mon, that's just silly!
What about you? (pointing to Vasiliki) Do you also have infinite
head scarfs in there?
vasiliki
Well... N-No, not really.
Under the head scarf's just where I keep
the ingredients for my medicines.
I grow them there, in fact.
It's actually surprisingly fertile soil.
nikolaos
Okay, that's just plain weird.
How about you? (pointing to Fructuoso) What do you
have under the headgear?
fructuoso
I'm... not wearing anything
on my head...
nikolaos
Oh, c'mon! Don't lie to me!
That's obviously a piece!
(Fructuoso huffs.)
fructuoso
Y-You're such a jerk!
You know what? You keep coming
after us for what we wear,
- or don't wear, in my case, because
this is absolutely my own hair -
but you're hiding your head yourself!
Take off the helmet, man!
vasiliki
Yeah! That's right!
Let us see your head!
Maybe it's YOU that's
bald under there!
scymerius
Off with the helmet,
chump.
nikolaos
...Awwww, fine! But don't whine to
me if you don't like what you see!
(Nikolaos takes off his helmet, revealing a purple afro.)
nikolaos
There.
Have a good time.
scymerius
......
You know what? I should've
seen that coming.
fructuoso
T-That's...
Wow...
vasiliki
Y-Your hair, it's...
It's so...
(Raleigh runs up to Nikolaos.)
raleigh
(grinning) Cool! It's awesome!
Wow, man! Why do you keep that
mane tucked in your helmet?!
You should let it breathe, dude!
You're just too cruel to hide it!
nikolaos
(smiles) Y-You really mean that?
Wow, that's... the first time
anyone's told me that.
raleigh
It's positively... dazzling!
Wanna have a drink? I simply must
know what hair conditioner you use!
nikolaos
Yeah, sure! Sounds like
a fun time. Let's go!
Sure we can find a bar
in this place!
And if not, I got a flask.
I can share!
raleigh
Fine by me!
(Raleigh and Nikolaos leave.)
fructuoso
Just for the record, this
IS my own hair.
...The mustache is fake,
though. Mmph...