mitan
Oh...!
daniela
Hmm? What do you want
with me, little girl?
mitan
Little...? I'm bigger than
you, stupid.
daniela
Oh, really? You look quite
tiny from atop my horse...
Like a small, insignificant bug,
waiting to be crushed...
mitan
...Er...
Y-Yeah, sure.
Name's Mitan.
Who're ya?
daniela
(smiles) Daniela. Just a simple
mercenary... Heehee.
mitan
(smiles) Please to meetcha, Daniela!
(serious) Hey... Mind if I ask, what's
with the fancy get-up?
You a noble runaway or
somethin'?
daniela
(frowns) Why? Do you intend to rob me?
(smirks) I welcome you to try. It'll be
a fun time, butchering you...
Ha ha ha ha!
mitan
A-Ah, no, that's not...
Not exactly what I had in mind...
daniela
(frowns) Hm hm hm hm... Oh, how
positively disappointing.
If you must know, I used to be
a member of Etruria's military.
I was in charge of protecting
the border with Lycia.
mitan
Sounds like a mighty
good deal t'me.
Why'd ya quit?
daniela
I got kicked out.
The imbeciles could not understand.
I was SO bored.
All I did was... incite a little bit of
excitement.
They told me I risked starting a
war, nonsense like that.
So they reassigned me. To an
even MORE boring post.
Pah. Well, what do I care. I am
happier now. Free.
(smiles) Hahaha... Oh, it's truly a
wonderful feeling, being free.
mitan
You just... kill for
fun, doncha?
daniela
(serious) And why not? The weak were made
for the strong to feast upon.
Any animal knows it. It's just human
nature to question the obvious.
But I've decided not to do that.
I follow my instincts.
(grins) And my instincts tell me to have fun
until I am the one that's butchered.
All I hope for is a grisly ending,
befitting of all the blood I've spilled...
Ahahaha, hahahahahahaha...!
mitan
Right...
(smiles) Y-Yeah! I think you got a point.
Haha... aha...
daniela
Aww, don't worry.
I won't butcher you yet. You don't
look nearly interesting enough.
mitan
(frowns) Wha--
(Mitan fumes.)
You did NOT just call me
boring, ya mad peacock!
daniela
(frowns) If you wish to get into a fight
over it, I won't say no...
mitan
......
daniela
And there it is. that's why
I think you're boring.
If you weren't, you would've
took me up on my offer!
Hahahaha... Ahh, well.
See you around, kitten.
(Daniela leaves.)
mitan
......
She's absolutely smokin',
but... Sheesh.
Completely off her rocker.
Better keep my distance...