scollan
(grins) Heeeeeeeeey, fellow brigand!
How long have you been
with us, man?
scott
...Since before you joined?
scollan
'Course, 'course!
Awesome.
So... Burned down any villages
lately?
(frowns) It's such a drag the bossman
won't let us burn down villages.
I tried again and again to tell
'im just how much fun it is...
He won't listen, tho. Says
"who is this loud mongrel?"
My mama didn't name me
Loud Mongrel! I am Scollan!
I have a right to burn down
villages! Nay, a duty!
Burning down villages is a...
a way of LIFE for me!
He's tryin' to take my reason
to live! He's tryin' to kill me, man!
You agree, don't you? Since you
are a brigand like me'n all.
scott
...I'm not a brigand,
I'm a pirate.
I only raid ships.
Out at sea, y'know?
I don't burn 'em, either.
Most of the time.
That's just wasteful and
contaminates the waters.
(Scollan balks.)
scollan
WHAT!?
That's... that's just...
It can't be true!
You're lying!
You're LYYYYYYYYING!!
scott
I'm starting to think you're
not a brigand either.
You're just an arsonist.
scollan
Boohoohoo!
I'm so misunderstood!
No one in this army gets
me!
Everyone's so mean to
me! Boohoohoo...
All I want is to burn
down some villages!
Is that so much to ask?
scott
Sure is.
People live in villages. One
doesn't mess with the houses.
Without homes, how are people
gonna earn money, grow crops...
Just, make more stuff for you
to steal?
A burned village is a worthless
heap of ash and debris.
scollan
That's awful.
You have no eye for art.
scott
...The art of a...
burned down village?
scollan
It's beautiful, I tell you.
You're just blind to it.
Society has told you it's
wrong and you believed them.
You're like sheeps.
I am the one who's smart.
scott
The plural of sheep isn't
sheeps, it's just sheep.
...Not that I get why that is,
this language is weird.
scollan
Ooo, yeah, bring up the minor
spelling error, won't you.
I may be illiterate, but you're
a sheeple.
Which is worse, pirate man?
Well, which is it?
scott
I think I will leave now,
thank you.
(He does so.)
scollan
Yeah, run! You know you
can't win against me!
...This don't fix my problem,
though.
Ooh, I can feel the withdrawal
kickin' in... Uugh...
Must... burn...
vill...age...
(Scollan twitches.)