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Lagdou Ruins 10

The BGM for this map is a GBA-ified rendition of "End of All", the final battle music of Fire Emblem Fates.

Opening

lyon
......
Well, this is... ominously empty.
Let me guess, it's going to be an incredibly silly final boss.
(The gate pulses with energy before disgorging...)
lyon
You have got to be kidding me.
garon
You disappoint me, Lyon.
That wasn't even my best trap.
lyon
Trap? What in the world are you talking about?
Why are you here? What do you have to do with anything?
(Garon lashes out.)
garon
Do not interrupt me! Ever! Listen and be silent!
Destroy Hoshido... Destroy Nohr!
Both nations are completely useless to me...
This entire world should be... reduced to nothing but dust!

(Garon cackles.)

Gwahahahaha...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA HA HA HA!

lyon
...I suppose we do have one thing in common.
We're both "main villains secretly manipulated by a worse villain."
But, guess what? There's only room enough for one of those here.
garon
I will tear your heart out.
lyon
...And I think we can all plainly see which of us is the better one.
ruben
(smirks) It's Garon. Garon's the funnier one.
lyon
One, I said the "better" one, not the "funnier" one.
Two, we killed you already. Get out of here.
(Ruben huffs.)
ruben
(frowns) I made a whole hack where you win just for you!
You could stand to be a little more grateful...
(Ruben slinks away.)
lyon
...Very well. Let's do this, shall we?
Once I defeat you... I can finally escape this madness!
garon
I may not be your father, but I will slap you down like a child.
This foolishness ends now!

Conversations

Garon

Combat

garon
Rebellions are like seeds. One must salt the earth before they sprout.

Combat w/ Lyon

garon
You poor thing.
Orphaned at such... a tender young age.
lyon
Yes, it was very sad.
It's part of what makes me a compelling villain, you know.
What's your tragic backstory?
garon
You are my child now.
lyon
What?! No, I don't need a new dad!
My dad's alive. I revived him.
Sure, he's a little mindless, and he smells of rotten flesh.
But he's technically alive.
...Technically.
garon
You are my child now.
lyon
...All right, I guess.

Explaining the Joke

This is a reference to the plot of Fire Emblem Fates.

Combat w/ Auffle

garon
What?!
auffle
That's what I was thinking too, man...
Someone really was crazy enough to get me this far.
garon
Whoever you are, player... You are way cool.
auffle
(smiles) Agreed.

Defeat

garon
Garons... of increasing... discomfort...!

Ending

garon
Well done... You may pass.
As for me, I'll go get the adoption papers done.
(Garon dies.)
lyon
......
Finally. The end.
(Lyon steps through the gate. A moment Later, Novala enters from offscreen.)
novala
(smiles) Well... You've done it.
We had our laughs, we had our frights, we had our fun.
But all good things must come to an end.
Come back any time, though!
(frowns) Please. I get so lonely.
It makes me feel important, playing this little joke role.
I know it's far from the most prestigious thing, but...
Well, it's just nice, you know? Feeling like I'm needed.
Sure, I'm a war criminal, but even we have feelings.
Is it truly so wrong to want to be loved? To want friends?
To want...
to be happy?
beran
You talk too much.
novala
Huh? No, wait--
(Novala disappears.)
beran
...There is only one thing left to say.
And that is...
(The screen displays "Congratulations!")

Character Descriptions

Garon
Best dad, best king, best character... Is there anything he's not the best at?

Nohrian King
A king who rules absolutely and appears highly suspicious of others.

Weapon: Bölverk
Don't trust Folka's intuition.

Explaining the Joke

This is a reference to The Banner Saga 2.

Nohrian
Long live King Garon!