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Lagdou Ruins 7

All generic units in this level use Seth's name, description, and portrait (though they can be any class).

Opening

beran
Be careful, Lord Lyon. Our next challenge lies ahead.
lyon
Thank you, Beran. What do you know of it?
beran
She is coming.
lyon
Who's she?
(A spectre of Eirika apears in front of Lyon.)
lyon
......
(Lyon turns back.)
beran
Wait! My lord, where are you going?
lyon
I'm going back and beating the snot out of that creator guy.
Again.
beran
It doesn't work like that. You can only go back to the start.
To return to the creator, you'd have to traverse 6 floors with Novala again.
lyon
......

(closes eyes) Urgh...

Conversations

Joshua

Combat

joshua
Please, Mother, stand down. Don't keep fighting.
Please, Mother, stand down. Don't keep fighting.
Please, Mother, stand down. Don't keep fighting.

Death

joshua
Really, you did this just so my mom could be playable?
Dunno if I should be happy for her or creeped out...

Natasha

Combat

natasha
You must trust the emperor. You must trust the prince.
You must trust the emperor. You must trust the prince.
You must trust the emperor. You must trust the prince.

Death

natasha
First Moulder overshadows me, now McGregor...
What did I do to make God hate me?

Angroy

Combat

angroy
Grrrr. I'm angery. Grrrr.

Death

angroy
Fantastic.

Sadrika

Combat

sadrika
Oh, boohoo. Look how sad I am.

Death

sadrika
I hate you.

Ending

lyon
Eirika... How could he do this to you?
It's... It's awful... You were so beautiful...
(Carlyle runs up to Lyon.)
lyon
Gah!
carlyle
Did someone say beautiful?
My queen is the most beautiful thing in the entire world.
lyon
..."Thing"?
Are you kidding me, Carlyle?
carlyle
I don't understand why she won't return my affection!
I've always been so nice to her.
I've even bought the tier 3 sub to her OnlyFans!
lyon
Maybe if you were less of a creep, she'd--
Wait, the queen of Jehanna has an OnlyFans?
carlyle
Of course!
I made it for her. With pictures I took of her.
lyon
...With her consent, right?
carlyle
......
lyon
......
(Lyon kills Carlyle. Ismaire, Dara, Hayden, and Agrippina look on from afar.)
ismaire
Sigh...
Why must I endure this humiliation?
hayden
Don't complain, Queen Ismaire. You have it good.
You got to dunk on him a couple times during the story.
agrippina
The one-sided A support was pretty scathing.
dara
Not to mention your dynamic with me.
We even got a really optimistic and heroic paired ending.
ismaire
Hmm... Yes, all things considered, it could've been worse, I suppose.
hayden
It could've been me.
My whole character was that I'm kind, wise and selfless.
Then this guy just turns me into a Saturday morning cartoon villain!
dara
Oof... That must be rough...
ismaire
You have my sympathies.
agrippina
Come now, husband. It was the only way for you to be playable.
And hey, was it not a far more memorable role to play?
You lost CyL one time with 11 votes. 11 votes!
hayden
True enough. Not to mention, you didn't even exist.
agrippina
I did! I was mentioned in a support.
I am not an OC, just 98% one.
dara
I think there is one thing we can all agree on.
(smiles) Carlyle sucks.
hayden
(smiles) Yep.
agrippina
(smiles) Absolutely.
ismaire
(smiles) Have you ever realized that he looks like Kevin Sorbo?

Character Descriptions

Joshua
I Kaga'd him to justify Ismaire's recruitment.

Natasha
I Kaga'd her to justify McGregor's recruitment.

Explaining the Joke

This is likely a reference to Nintendo's erasure of Kaga from the official history of the Fire Emblem franchise following his departure.

Angroy
He's very angry at me for some reason.

Personal Weapon: Binding Bld
The "Bld" stands for blood.

Explaining the Joke

This is a reference to Saint Rubenio's first hack, Fire Emblem: Eckesachs, where Roy is a villain who goes insane. This was a controversial writing decision that angered a lot of fans.

Sadrika
She's very sad because her face is broken.

Personal Weapon: Sadlinde
A really tragic sword.