Lagdou Ruins 4
All generic units in this map are Morgan. Yes, even the fleets.
Opening
(Lyon and Novala find a general waiting for them on the next floor.)
tickI am Tick.
lyon
...Lyon.
novala
And I require no introduction,
for my fame preceeds me!
lyon
......
tick
......
I shall be your next
opponent.
I understand you possess
great might.
However, I have a secret
weapon.
lyon
That being?
tick
Walls.
I have a lot of walls.
I have a lot of walls.
lyon
Oh.
tick
Good luck to you.
(Tick leaves, casually walking through walls on his way out.)
novala
...Okay, my name's Novala!
Anyone? Hello!
Conversations
Tick
Combat
tick
The clock is ticking...
Defeat
tick
You have bested me...
You may pass...
But you will know my true power soon...
But you will know my true power soon...
Tick... tock... tick... tock...
Ending
breguet
Hah hah hah!
What a pitiful excuse for a knight!
Seriously, that guy thought he could measure up against us?
What a joke! I mean, seriously!
Seriously, that guy thought he could measure up against us?
What a joke! I mean, seriously!
lyon
Hush...
Not so fast.
I have a feeling this won't be the last we see of him.
I have a feeling this won't be the last we see of him.
saar
We will triumph against him
anew should he cross us again!
We are the knights of Grado! We are unparalleled!
We are the knights of Grado! We are unparalleled!
breguet
That's right! With our might,
our skill and...
Our secret weapon-- Triangle Attack!!
Our secret weapon-- Triangle Attack!!
Wait, where's the third guy?
lyon
Ah, sorry, he was already
in a previous gag, so...
(Breguet balks.)
breguet
What?!
But we need him for the Triangle Attack!
Besides, so were you!
But we need him for the Triangle Attack!
Besides, so were you!
lyon
I'm the main character.
Of course I'm going to be in all the gags.
Of course I'm going to be in all the gags.
breguet
...Ergh...
saar
There is no problem!
Emperor Vigarde, Your Majesty! Lend us your aid!
Allow us to complete our Triangle Attack!
Emperor Vigarde, Your Majesty! Lend us your aid!
Allow us to complete our Triangle Attack!
vigarde
......
No, I'm sorry. Doesn't work like that.
I can't participate in the Triangle Attack.
No, I'm sorry. Doesn't work like that.
I can't participate in the Triangle Attack.
(Saar balks.)
saar
WHAT?!
But you're the emperor! Emperor Vigarde...!
But you're the emperor! Emperor Vigarde...!
vigarde
I'm kinda dead and mindless,
you know.
How do you expect me to perform such a complex maneuver?
How do you expect me to perform such a complex maneuver?
breguet
I mean, you listen to
all orders otherwise.
vigarde
No.
No Triangle Attack for me.
Breguet needs something, otherwise nobody will ever use him long-term.
No Triangle Attack for me.
Breguet needs something, otherwise nobody will ever use him long-term.
saar
Inconceivable!
Why would they do that?!
This is an insult to our emperor's name!
I want to speak to the creator!
This is an insult to our emperor's name!
I want to speak to the creator!
breguet
Yeah, me too!
Why am I so bad?!
I want a 100% speed growth! Give it to me!
I want a 100% speed growth! Give it to me!
(Saar and Breguet continue shouting and bickering until Lyon warps them away.)
vigarde
...Well.
gilliam
I would've been willing to help,
but I kinda died in chapter 1.
lyon
Riveting.
Character Descriptions
Tick
He may look rather unassuming,
but underestimate him at your peril.
Morgan
A really memorable man.
Explaining the Joke
Morgan is a forgettable miniboss in The Binding Blade that Saint Rubenio has an inordinate fondness for.