lyon
Caellach!
caellach
Greetings, Prince.
Thanks for the help.
lyon
I'm sure you could've handled
that on your own if you had to.
caellach
Probably, but better safe
than sorry.
Ah, and I see you have the
rest of the generals with you.
Didn't spare even one for
your old man?
lyon
...Father will be fine
on his own.
selena
......
caellach
Hoo, boy. Someone does not
seem to agree.
Surely you could've at least
left her with him, huh?
Who knows, maybe you would've
gotten a new mom.
(Selena starts.)
selena
What did you say to me?
caellach
Struck a nerve, did I?
C'mon, don't try to deny it.
It's written all over your face.
You'd love that.
selena
...I don't have to stand here
and listen to this drivel.
I'll go check on the troops,
Prince Lyon.
lyon
Y-Yeah, sure, you do that...
(Selena leaves.)
caellach
Psch. Can't take a joke,
that one.
So! Now that our merry band
is complete, shall we get going?
lyon
Do you know of our plans?
caellach
Yeah. I got the message first and
passed it on to Glen and Valter.
I'm assuming we're headed to Renvall,
as Valter's crony requested?
lyon
You assume correctly.
Serafew is next. Surely we
shouldn't find trouble there.
...Right?
caellach
If we do, you can count on
my sword arm.
lyon
Mm... Thanks, Caellach.
caellach
Don't mention it.
It's just my job.
(L'Arachel's party charges in. L'Arachel bounces with energy.)
l'arachel
(smiling) Aha! Foul creatures, beware!
I, L'Arachel, bestow upon you the honor
of banishment at my blessed hands!
(frowns) ...Wait, where did the battle go?
lyon
Wha... Foul creatures?
How dare you!
l'arachel
(smiles) Oh, I did not mean to say you're
a foul creature, good sir.
I was merely practicing my battle cry.
I'd say it needs a bit more... oomph.
Would you not agree, Dozla?
dozla
Gwah ha ha!
Of course, Lady L'Arachel!
l'arachel
Perfecting my battle cry is of the
greatest importance.
I shall most certainly need it when
I ride beauteously into battle!
After all, not often does one face a
paragon of righteousness such as I.
The occasion calls for a powerful
battle cry, befitting of myself!
lyon
...All right, and now that that's
settled, on to my next question.
Who are you supposed to be,
exactly?
l'arachel
Mm? Ah, well, since you ask, please
allow me to introduce myself.
It is I, the true light and glory of
the sacred realm of Rausten...
dozla
(frowns) Stop! Lady L'Arachel, you
mustn't continue!
You cannot reveal your
true identity here!
l'arachel
(frowns) Oh, yes, you're right.
Oh, I get so careless sometimes!
riev
......
(L'Arachel starts.)
l'arachel
...!
D-Dozla!
Look...!
dozla
...Behind me, Lady L'Arachel!
(Dozla moves to protect L'Arachel and the group becomes hostile.)
lyon
...Riev, what is happening?
Should I be worried?
riev
No... It's just an old acquaintance.
Princess L'Arachel, of the holiest
kingdom of Rausten...
Praised be her name, and her
hallowed uncle's name.
(Lyon starts.)
lyon
What?!
l'arachel
Riev! Foulest of the foul!
Evilest of evildoers!
How dare you show your
face before me!
riev
You are the one who
came to us.
And I can show my face
before whomever I please.
That includes you, you
insufferable hellion...
l'arachel
Insolent knave!
Dozla, do something!
dozla
...I promised Mansel I'd bring you
back safe, Lady L'Arachel.
I'm not letting you lay a hand
on her, you heretic!
riev
Lay a hand on her?
And why would I want to do that?
Oh, I simply despise her. And you,
and the good uncle most of all.
Would you all do me a favor
and die? I beg of you...
lyon
Riev!
What do you think you're doing?!
(L'Arachel becomes agitated.)
l'arachel
Rennac! What do I
pay you for? Attack!
rennac
You're joking, right?!
Each of them is scarier than the last,
and you want me to start a fight?!
For no reason?!
dozla
Nothing is as scary as the idea of
a world without Lady L'Arachel!
We have to protect her with our
lives if that's what it takes!
With me, Rennac!
Raaaaaaaaaarrrghh!
(Dozla brandishes his weapon.)
rennac
Idiot! They're doing absolutely
nothing!
She doesn't need us to protect
her from nothing!
And besides, it's not like we're
surrounded.
We can just go back the way
we came, can't we?
dozla
Ergh, that's...
l'arachel
A most astute observation,
my dear Rennac!
Come, come! Let us away,
Dozla!
We can apprehend this
miscreant another day.
dozla
But, Lady L'Arachel...!
l'arachel
It would break my heart if I let
any harm befall you, Dozla.
How would I even deliver the
news to my uncle?
No! A true champion of justice
knows when to retreat as well!
Go, go, go!
Full speed ahead, Dozla!
dozla
(smiles) Gwah ha ha!
Right behind you, Lady L'Arachel!
(L'Arachel and Dozla retreat.)
rennac
......
lyon
......
(Rennac trembles with agitation.)
rennac
I-I can't believe they'd just run
off without waiting for me!
Ohh, this has to be the worst
job I've had in my entire life!
riev
Working under her and her
odious uncle, it probably is...
You really should learn to pick
your employers better, my boy.
rennac
...E-Er, so, uh...
C-Can I just go, then?
No hard feelings or anything?
Caellach
Boo.
(Rennac startles.)
rennac
Gaaahhh!!
Wait for me, you morons!
Wait...!
(Rennac runs after L'Arachel.)
caellach
Hahahaha!
Oh, that was great.
Was it my eyes playing tricks
on me or did he soil his pants?
lyon
...Riev.
riev
Yes?
lyon
I would thank you not to start
fights we don't need to fight.
It's enough that Valter keeps
doing it. Don't you start too.
riev
Hmph...
Forgive me, Prince.
I lost my temperance.
That woman and I, you see...
We have a bad history.
caellach
You and her?
Aren't you a tad too old?
You sure it wasn't her hairy
little guy that you...?
riev
...I would not recommend getting
smart with me, young man.
I could pluck your heart out of
your chest without lifting a finger.
caellach
Sheesh, relax! It was a joke.
I was trying to brighten the mood.
Look, we oughta get going.
We've wasted a ton of time already.
(Caellach leaves.)
riev
...How rude. Children today,
they don't respect their elders.
Someone ought to teach that one
some manners... Heh heh heh...
(Riev leaves.)
lyon
...Well.