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Chapter 23: Warm Welcome

Opening

narrator
Umbral weapons.
Those that leave victory to chance do not live long lives.
Brave weapons.
Horrendously overpriced, hardly reliable and extremely sluggish.
Rondel dagger.
A miserable thing fit for vermin.

Silver weapons.
A perfect balance of reliability, performance and affordability.
This is the soldier's ideal weapon.

-Speedwell's Treatise on Modern Weaponry

(House Heron's forces land on the Cerulean Crescent.)
abalone
“What a beautiful land, is it not? Not quite the bloodsoaked sands that rumors speak of."

“The Crescent seems ill-prepared for our fleet. Hopefully, my misgivings will not come to pass."

jeziel
Ellerie sends two no-names instead of dealing with me personally?
wheatley
The Chieftain's preoccupied, given she is responsible for so much of the Crescent.
jeziel
So, I'm now someone who is no longer of sufficient importance to sit at her table.
I see through these petty power plays.
johnny spices
Listen here, prince man. There is not a day where I forget how you messed up my home.
I am no happier to be here than you are.
jeziel
Your home was a nest of scum and vermin.
The only reason you can still stand here before me is because of Ellerie's charity.
Don't pretend you can talk to me from the position of a collaborator.
johnny spices
Now you lit- We aren't here to butt heads.
We are here to discuss our strategy in the face of our enemies' overwhelming power.
jeziel
Discuss tactics with you and your motley gang?
Flail your sticks and tools, that is all you need to do.
Leave tactical decision making to learned men.
(Jeziel storms off.)
johnny spices
I can't believe his smug face made me lose my calm.
I am a man nearing his fifties, not a hot-blooded youth.
wheatley
Do not pay his acerbic words much mind.
Despite his flaws, cowardice is not one of them. He shall not break against the enemy.
johnny spices
That is no consolement, for I don't know the same can be said for us.
How can you show no fear at what you know of House Heron's invasion fleet?
Do divine visions give you such confidence?
wheatley
I am no oracle, Spices. My confidence arises from the chieftain's schemes.
When I saw how quickly she took control of Irinde, I knew she was a worthy investment.
It is not luck that allows one to win every single battle at a numerical disadvantage.
johnny spices
Trust in Ellerie, rather than the gods, huh. That's not the most pious attitude.
wheatley
If the gods had as much influence on the Crescent as Ellerie did, it might be different.
heavybread
You know what I think, fake priest? Your stupid god doesn't even exist.
the curate
I should have known you are witless enough to be one of those atheists.
heavybread
I do not deny the existence of the gods. I deny the existence of your god.
HE, you call him. No name, no following, no real sense of belief.
I bet you made him up just so you could feel better about killing people.
Absolute nut case, you are.
the curate
Cease your comments, street rat.
Daring to insult the holy name of HE, there shall be retribution for this folly.
heavybread
Tell me more about him. Something, anything. What are his tenets?
What are his legends? Could it be that I've heard nothing about him?
the curate
A mere urchin would know nothing!
The knowledge of HE only comes to those blessed with his favour.
heavybread
This smells of horseshit.
(Encroacher mutters to herself.)
Encroacher
Caught between a crazed old guard, and some ill-tempered killer the Young Lady picked off the street.
Why am I the only sane one here out of House Heron's squad leaders?
No, I don't have to deal with this.
(Encroacher approaches Heavybread and the Curate.)
encroacher
Enough is enough. We are to disembark at a place of infamous danger in minutes, and yet you two still squabble like children instead of preparing your men for battle?
Act befitting of your positions as leaders, or I will inform the Spymaster of the truth, that neither of you are fit for duty!
the curate
I was placed into position by Lord Daygon himself before you've even learned to walk.
What makes you think your word would hold any weight against mine?
encroacher
Given your many, many, many flaws, Curate, I think the Spymaster knows who to believe.
heavybread
You sink so low to threaten us with the Spymaster? Fight your own battles!
encroacher
I fight battles I need to win, Heavybread.
For all your bravado, neither of you believe you are safe from her daggers in the night.
heavybread
Tch.
encroacher
That's a nice tch. Do you practise that in the mirror? Now go do your damned job.
(Encroacher and Heavybread leave.)
the curate
I outlasted both of your predecessors. I shall outlast you both.

Night

lindros
Even the common man knows the influence of the noble houses exceeds the crown.
They are the masters of the Mainland, an untouchable dragon hoarding zealously.
Yet we face this dragon in its finest hour.
ellerie
Dragons exist to forge the legends of dragonslayers.
We've lured it out of its lair, we shall slay it on our grounds.
lindros
And for every legend, how many dead aspirants?
ellerie
You don't have to take Tower's place as the resident doomsayer.
It's not an essential role.
lindros
It's quite cathartic. You should give it a try.
(Pomelo approaches.)
pomelo
Chieftain! They come! Their fleets come over the horizon!
ellerie
Let them approach. It truly seems they have no clue of our treachery.
pomelo
This shall be the first time the new landboats see a true battle.
I can't help but worry, so much time and resources went into this.
lindros
We all know your skills, Pom. If anything goes wrong, it's the operator's fault.
pomelo
Thanks, Lin, though that feels a little unfair.
(Krynia approaches.)
krynia
Chieftain! All landboats are safely concealed and ready for action!
lindros
That's my cue to get the crew ready for deployment.
You've led us this far, Ellerie. You can't fail us now.
pomelo
I guess I've done everything I can for them. Chief, am I to do something yet?
My palms are getting really sweaty.
ellerie
Keep calm. We shall wait some more.
the curate
The infamous Cerulean Crescent.
The sands are not crimson from the blood of innocents, how disappointing.
abalone
An absurd rumour, but I have not called you out here to admire the sand.
You know I've done much to conceal your complicity in the former squad leader's crimes from the Young Lady.
the curate
Now is where I must repay this favour? What task have you prepared for me, oh so powerful queen of the night?
abalone
The Young Lady has left for the eastern coast with only a few companions.
the curate
Yes, against your warnings.
She really believes she can peacefully convince settlements to capitulate.
abalone
A lot can go wrong on the Crescent, as untamed as it is.
Curate, you are to take your most skilled men, and kill her.
pomelo
They've started to set up camps, and we are still waiting?
ellerie
Pomelo, keep looking. Do you spy any authoritative figures?
Possibly in a hood, and with brown hair. Thin build, and uh...
Damn, no good at descriptions.
pomelo
I'm not seeing hair colour when it's this dark, even if they have torches.
ellerie
This makes things more difficult.
krynia
Who are you looking for?
ellerie
One of my old teachers. Spymaster Abalone, second most powerful figure in House Heron.
She came from a mere farmer's family and arose off merit alone, if rumours are true.
We know Lord Daygon is landing near the Guild, so this fleet is likely led by her.
If we can't locate her, another will do.
krynia
I think... Yes, it seems like they're someone in charge. A messy mop of brown hair?
Looks like a cloak and a single pauldron. Weird thing to go with a cloak.
ellerie
It's been two years, but that does sound like her.
pomelo
I see nothing. How did you do that?
You're not using a telescope, and it's pitch black where you're pointing.
krynia
Must be blessed blood creeping in again.
She's broken off from the crowd with someone. A black haired man, in vaguely, I don't know, sharply pressed clothing? A tome too. They're discussing something.
ellerie
The Curate! That has to be it. Pom, fire at where Krynia is pointing.
pomelo
This ain't the most accurate shot, Chief. I'm half going off vibes.
ellerie
It's worth a try.
the curate
When she has your favour? I see.
She may still be green, but she has grown too much, too quickly.
You do not desire House Heron to have a capable and ambitious heir.
abalone
Save your needless speculation.
If the extent of your crimes were revealed, your skin would hang from the castle walls, Lord Daygon's favour or not.
the curate
You need not force me with threats.
I've yet to taste the fear of a noblewoman, much less the headstrong lady herself.
Her death shall be... delicious.
abalone
You are to leave on the morrow. ... No, something is amiss. Do you see anything?
the curate
I see nothing but endless night, Spymaster.
abalone
No, I trust my judgement. Prepare for battle! Send word to the other squad leaders!
(The Seahawk II fires a shot directly at Abalone, killing her instantly. Upon her death, Irinde soldiers emerge from hiding.)
guard
That's the signal! Glory to Irinde!
Blast these invaders into ash and turn them to fertiliser!
the curate
What in the- Spymaster?
...
Hexbreakers! Dye these shores red with blood!
(Heavybread watches the commotion from another shore.)
soldier 1
We're under attack! Squad leader, what are your orders?
heavybread
This soon? What in Elis's name is happening?
Go find the Spymaster!
She is supposed to be giving orders, right?
soldier 2
Report! The Spymaster is dead! What are your orders?
heavybread
Dead!? Damn, damn! Get ready for battle then!
soldier 1
Shall we prepare the blast giants for combat?
heavybread
Yes, do that too.
soldier 2
On it, Sir.
(The soldiers march out.)
heavybread
I'm a killer, not a leader! Why did the Young Lady put me in this position?
I don't fucking know what I'm doing!
(Encroacher watches the commotion from another shore.)
soldier
We're under attack! Squad leader, what are your orders?
encroacher
I knew House Heron's arrogance would eventually lead to this day.
Order the engineers to immediately begin activation of the blast giants.
soldier
The engineers are still yet to finish assembling, squad leader!
encroacher
Then tell them to bloody well finish it!
pomelo
I've made improvements to the ship so that it is even sturdier.
Through innovation and a lot of luck, our cannon didn't blow itself up.
We can still use the thing, once.
ellerie
Everyone! Watch out for House Heron's specialist forces.
They might require unique approaches to take down.

Ruined House

sorbet
I am pondering the secrets of existence, but you are producing distractions.

(grins) Do you not wish to see life leave the eyes of a dying man, gnaw on his beating heart?
Do you not wish to teach others the very pain of what it means to exist itself?

(normal) I cannot say such temptations have arisen. What matters more is my peace and quiet.

(grins) We can negotiate, yes. Twelve hours for me. Twelve hours for you. Good deal, yes?

(normal) Please hold onto that thought.
Discourteous individuals are producing a clamour near our humble abode.

(grins) Our goals are aligned. I crave the hunt, you crave the peace as an aftermath.

(Sorbet exits their dwelling and speaks to Ellerie.)
sorbet
Are you responsible for this late night cacophony?
Please cease such behaviour.
It is preventing me from enjoying the quiet use of my dwelling.
ellerie
We cannot, because we must deal with the enemy force on our doorstep.
sorbet
(grins) She refuses! This is as good an excuse as any, yes. KILL her.

(normal) Pay him no mind, he simply speaks his mind too much.
I understand you may have your own troubles, but you must account for the needs of others.
This is my home, I have the right to quiet premises.

ellerie
Your home? These ruins?
sorbet
It is but a pitiful thing, but it's my own.
ellerie
You should realise that as soon as these invaders set up camp here, they're evicting you. Or more likely, just killing you on sight.
sorbet
That seems like unlawful behaviour.
How can I trust your word to be true regarding this other party?
ellerie
I'm the Chieftain of the Crescent, of course my word holds true.
sorbet
You are the lawful ruler of these lands? Forgive me for not showing due respect.
ellerie
I don't have much time.
How about this, you help prevent these people from being unlawful, and I get you an actual house instead of this wreck.
sorbet
(grins) Yes. Take the deal. We get to do what I enjoy, and you get your house.

(normal) A small amount of murder is an acceptable price for home ownership.
I shall accept your gracious offer.

ellerie
Welcome to the crew.

New Guide Entries

House Heron

House Heron began like every other great house, some tribal chief's bloodline accidentally lasted too long and got his tale retroactively embellished.

House Heron rules the northern coasts, growing rich off coastal farmland and maritime industry. They've monopolized oceanic trade routes on the Mainland.

It is just a shame House Heron also gave birth to my mother, and later, me.

Turn 2

ellerie
All those years of planning, Spymaster, but you could not survive an aerial artillery.
We must go forth and slay their remaining commanders, but before that, look there!
(Ellerie points out the production camps.)
ellerie
I know very well what the twisted metal contraptions of those camps are for.
Slay their engineers before they can get their blast giants running!
We do not want to be bogged down by those blasted things, I'll say that much.

Turn 8

If Encroacher is still alive

encroacher
Such a powerful foe is beyond even my measured expectation.
I fight no longer for the name of House Heron, but survival.

If the Curate is still alive

the curate
I have little desire to meet my end like the Spymaster just did,
but my men should've absorbed any more of that cannonfire.
It is time for me to bring the pain, glory to HE! Blood for HE!

If Heavybread is still on the field

heavybread
Why do I stand here uselessly, mimicking some kind of leader?
No, I am a knife in the dark. It is time I do what I do best.

Conversations

Zububai & The Curate

the curate
A fountain of light, but from a dying star.
zububai
An acute observation, but I assure you, I am just one very ordinary old woman.
the curate
You may have been great, once, but nothing compared to HE.
zububai
HE? A mystery entity I am not aware of. How vexing.
the curate
You're not even worthy of being called god, so weak you are.
If you have any shame, end your miserable existence, for your era has long vanished!
zububai
That's a very discourteous tone you are taking, boy.
I may not be deserving of any true respect, but I would appreciate some common courtesy.
the curate
I owe no courtesy to a mere dying husk.
zububai
It is the duty of the elderly to instil good manners in the youth.
(Zububai takes away the Curate's ability to use light magic.)
the curate
What have you done to me? Where is his voice? His power?
You've cast me into an empty void, a world without HE!
zububai
This should teach you a lesson on the the proper way to address the elderly.
My compatriots may not give you time to let that sink in before your death, but ah, what more can an old woman do?
(Zububai leaves.)
the curate
Change me back! I demand it!

Encroacher

Combat

encroacher
A tree is usually easier to fell than a human. Please be still.

Combat w/ Ellerie

encroacher
Ellerie! You damned traitor!
ellerie
Still the same as ever, Encroacher.
A mindless pawn of the Herons.
encroacher
Why did you kill her? You always had her favour!
ellerie
The Spymaster? Are we talking the same woman?
She shows no favours.
encroacher
She covered the tracks of your various misdeeds.
She argued against sacrificing you to appease the King.
She did all this for you, and see how you've repaid her!
ellerie
Damn. I didn't know that.
But this changes nothing, besides the fact I shall raise a toast to her name tonight.
encroacher
I shall bring your head to her grave!

Combat w/ Ivadne

encroacher
7th division, Captain Ivadne?
ivadne
That was my rank.
You heard of me, House Heron dog?
encroacher
Both my brothers served in your division.
They say you saved their lives.
You have my gratitude.
ivadne
I saved a lot of soldiers. What are you getting to?
encroacher
But I must slay you as is my duty.
I shall make it a quick execution.
ivadne
If you're fighting anyways, why did you waste my time?
I'm not going to have extra sympathy when I crush you.

Combat w/ Caloogo

encroacher
Thank you, Young Lady.
Due to your confidence, the Spymaster is dead,
we're under fire from an airship,
and now some eyeball skeleton is flying at me.
caloogo
Halt, invader! You shan't take another step on our shores!
I am Caloogo, the airborne hero of the Crescent!
encroacher
Believe me, if I had a choice, I'd be miles from here.
But no, ignore the warnings, and I'm just a coward.
caloogo
In that case...
Just head that way, and I'll pretend I never saw you.
encroacher
That is not an option. I've got a family to feed.
Just take the shot.
caloogo
I was happy to be shooting down evil invaders.
You're not making this very easy for me.
encroacher
You don't need to feel bad.
I certainly won't once my axe catches up to you.

Combat w/ Foxberry

foxberry
Welcome, invader!
Take a seat, I just need you to answer a few questions.
encroacher
What's this song and dance?
foxberry
How do you feel about seeing the coast for the first time?
What's your opinion on the fact that you're all going to die?
Is it true that Mainland nobles drink the blood of virgins?
encroacher
The only answer I can give is an axe to the head.
foxberry
Writing this down. The barbaric invaders refused communication.
encroacher
Maybe the Crescent does need to burn.

Death

encroacher
Countless years of thankless service.
All for an ignoble death on distant shores.
I should've stayed a poor woodcutter.

The Curate

Combat

the curate
Your ruptured flesh shall soothe the sleep of HE.

Combat w/ Ellerie

ellerie
By Elis, how do you still live?
I thought they'd have executed you long ago.
the curate
I shall continue to, as I serve the purpose of HE.
ellerie
HE. HE again.
You've committed every crime under the sun for HE.
I'm really glad you survived. I will enjoy killing you myself.

Combat w/ John XVI

john xvi
You're the Curate?
the curate
Who are you supposed to be, demanding my identity?
john xvi
Ellerie paid me some gold to kill you as painfully as possible, and that's kind of unethical, but she said you're super evil.
So I think that's okay?
the curate
You? Is this some form of roundabout humiliation, that I'm only worthy of dying at a peasant's hand?
john xvi
I'm not really sure, but I do need that gold.
So sorry, evil person.

Combat w/ Quilan

the curate
A shining light, like none I've seen.
What are you?
quilan
You recognise me for what I am, priest.
A god. A true immortal.
the curate
A god, yet so weak. Nothing compared to HE.
I wonder how HE will enjoy the sacrifice of a god?
quilan
That's not quite the reaction I was hoping for.

Combat w/ Zububai

zububai
Perhaps it is right for me to administer some punishment.
the curate
HE shall fill me with endless vigor, and my foes shall wither!
Even you'll be no exception!
zububai
HE can strike me down now. But HE respects the elderly.

Death

the curate
I should not die, for I serve HE...
Save me... Save me...

Heavybread

Combat

heavybread
The night is my domain. Just like old times.

Combat w/ Ellerie

ellerie
A new face. Where is your predecessor?
heavybread
I slew him myself.
ellerie
Good work on killing the bastard, I wished this for eons.
But they gave you the job?
Does House Heron now run on leadership change by murder?
heavybread
I'm not here to talk. I'm here to kill you.

Combat w/ Xeo

heavybread
The famous Lord Xeo. The people's champion.
You ruined us.
xeo
I may have left the Mainland a failure, but that doesn't-
heavybread
My family listened to your words and marched to their deaths!
The Mainland will double down on the harshness of its rule, now that they know the price of a rebellion of the people.
xeo
I... I'm sorry.
But it was not up to me to sway the course of history.
heavybread
You must have good intentions. But failure is sin in itself.
xeo
I suppose it is. I will pay for it.

Combat w/ Sorbet

heavybread
What in Elis's good and holy name am I fucking looking at?
sorbet
My appearance is not cause for alarm, I assure you-

(grins) Your bones look like they'll fit right between my teeth.

heavybread
Yeah, ready to fight the Crescent, my left buttock.
You think we would've been told about things like this!

Combat w/ Betrayer

heavybread
You! It can't be!
betrayer
Wonderful it is to see you again, Harry.
How have you fared, all these years?
heavybread
How have I fared?
I've fled from place to place, with no home to call my own, fallen lower and lower, all stemming from that murder you pinned on me!
betrayer
Good! Good! Such suffering as a result of my treachery, there is no better reward.
heavybread
Why did you betray me?
Why? Our partnership was bearing fruit!
betrayer
I saw you as the lonely man you were, seeking a good friend to share in his burdens.
I intentionally befriended you, wanting to see your broken expression once that only friendship was taken away.
Oh, and it was delightful.
heavybread
I don't understand.
How can one commit treachery for the joy of it?
This is not how the world is supposed to work!

Death

heavybread
I should've known I wasn't destined for a cushy life.
Looks like your hope for me was wasted, Young Lady.

Death by Betrayer

betrayer
To lose it all because of your best friend, then to lose it all including your life.
How does it feel?
heavybread
Fuck you...
(Heavybread dies.)
betrayer
Hahaha! At last, I feel some measure of true happiness.

Defeat by Ellerie

ellerie
You're no Heron loyalist. How did you get here?
heavybread
The Young Lady gave me this position.
ellerie
Rosetta, of course it'd be her.
I could never expose that man's crimes, you know.
Not for what he did, for what he tried to do.
Not with the amount of influence he had with uncle.
heavybread
Are you going to kill me or not? Get to the point.
ellerie
It's a waste, considering killing him was such a good duty.
You can go.
heavybread
That murder is really opening all kinds of doors for me.
(Heavybread escapes.)

Locations

Island House

narrator
A corpse lies in the corner of the room. Scratches and marks cover all the walls.
It looks like he accidentally locked himself in and starved to death, as the cellar was full of rotting food.
Pity his axe was just outside the door.
(The visitor receives a Mansplitter.)

Ending

pomelo
(grins) We won.
ellerie
(smiles) We not only won, we crushed them.
lindros
(smiles) To witness the humbling of the great House Heron, what a day this is.
See that, Pom? That was all you.
pomelo
I couldn't have come all this way without your support, Lin. The landboats in action...
My eyes were welling up with tears.
ellerie
Hey, I'm feeling a bit left out. I like to think I helped a little?
krynia
(grins) With your leadership, of course they didn't stand a chance.
ellerie
I had no genuine idea of if we'd prevail.
So many things could've gone wrong, too many to list. But it went perfectly.
lindros
(frowns) That's not how you pitched this plan.
The impression you gave was that this perfect outcome was definite.
ellerie
(serious) I thought you had a lot of experience doing the same.
Besides, you're smart enough to see through my bluster.
krynia
(frowns) (Is she calling me dumb?)
House Heron didn't seem all that tough. We could beat them in a straight fight.
ellerie
You've never been to the Mainland.
A force like this is practically one of the strongest, rivalling the king's knights.
Yet, they stood no chance against us.
Us. I always thought the Crescent was some backcountry wasteland, and yet...
krynia
(grins) Wow. Does that mean we could take on the Mainland easily?
ellerie
(smiles) That is the idea.
pomelo
(frowns) Take on the Mainland? Is peace for the Crescent not a far enough goal?
ellerie
(serious) If all continues to go according to plan, that's an inevitability.
You, me, we all deserve far better than being relegated to these remote shores.
Stick with me, we can carve out a future beyond these exiled lands.
krynia
You don't need to ask me twice, Chief!
lindros
My path is bound to yours, as it is. I trust you will not let me down.
pomelo
... Aye.
ellerie
I am counting my chickens before they hatch. Take a short rest,
the ship is not stopping until we reach our next battle.
daygon
These mud-dwelling peons have dared to line up some kind of resistance?
A poor, futile attempt. Speedwell, let us show them the full force of our house.
speedwell
Milord, I've still not received the Spymaster's messenger birds.
It is three hours from the time of planned correspondence.
daygon
It probably got eaten by a seahawk, or something. Fickle things, her pets are.
speedwell
Milord, the seahawk does not eat its fellow bird.
daygon
Bah, you're a bloody bird expert now?
The different environment of the Crescent probably did something to its flight pattern.
What's the alternative, that the fleet has been wiped out by some invisible army?
speedwell
I do not suggest such an extreme, but the Spymaster is a punctual beast.
daygon
You've grown too fearful in your old age, Speedwell. Prepare for a full advance.
I shall lead personally from the Fortress.
speedwell
As you wish, Milord.

Character Descriptions

Sorbet
One of the few sentient monsters made by Lindros. If both its personalities are any indication, I'd rather not have more.

Encroacher
A woodcutter who applies her skills with the axe to necks. Known for her lack of hesitation in getting any dirty work done.

Executioner
A knock on the door late at night from them is the greatest fear of all those who live under House Heron's banner.

The Curate
A truly vile man masquerading as some old god worshipper. Responsible for half of House Heron's bad reputation.

Hexbreakder
The greatest threat to public order is a rogue magic user. This force ensures they stay in line. The Sect is not fond of them.

Heavybread
An unfamiliar face among House Heron's squad captains. One can only wonder how a common rogue got this position.

Trailblazer
Acting as scouts and law enforcement officers, a few of them ensures words of treason are reported and spies put down.

House Heron
All kinds of troops bound to serve House Heron as willing fodder to advance the purpose of those of superior bloodlines.

Carrier
Keeps on dropping disposable goons until we stop the infection at its source.

Engineer
It takes a genius to work out how to bring these golems back to life. A pity.

Irinde
An inhabitant of Irinde who has taken up arms. Not well trained, but eager.