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Chapter 20: The Ambush

Objective Kidnap Child

"Rescue" Florete and defeat bosses.

Opening

narrator
Frosthaven Notice Board

WARNING
There have been several sightings of unknown hooded figures near the mountains and adventurer disappearances have increased.

BEWARE
There has been a massive increase in roaming undead in the past week. Do not leave town alone or in small groups, and always be well-armed.

DANGER
A crazed lunatic is on the loose, killing indiscriminately. Keep doors locked and report any suspicious individuals to the Frostfires.

CELEBRATION
Don't miss the annual Snowman Festival! There will be food, drinks and music to celebrate another peaceful year in our wonderful town!

ellerie
Pom, what's the status of the Seahawk II now?
pomelo
By some miracle, she'll live. The crash landing did a number on the engine, so it's a little slower than usual.
Well, not little. Like quarter speed.
ellerie
I suppose it still working is good enough news, though our exit plan just got a whole lot harder.
pomelo
How's Lindros holding up?
I've been busy all night with the ship and can't find time.
ellerie
Still brooding. I think he feels guilty for the Seahawks splitting, even though it was inevitable.
pomelo
I'll have to talk him out of that, after I've fixed our front propeller.
Got to dash, way too much to fix.
(Pomelo leaves.)
ellerie
Dune, see anything?
dune
Unfortunately, yes. I've sighted the Prince's forces three days from Frosthaven.
They've caught wind of our excursion.
ellerie
Three days?! Are you sure? How many?
dune
It looks like Prince Jeziel brought his entire force.
Knights, wyverns, pegasi. the lot. I do mean the whole lot.
ellerie
How audacious. Does he not fear his home territory being invaded?
unari
Our chances in the war depended on the archsage. That's the correct priority.
dune
With the Guild weakened, they can't stage a counter-invasion so soon.
ellerie
The Seahawk II at normal status would let us just fly past them.
But with it stuck at marching speed...
dune
We'd make it to Frosthaven before them, but they'll run us down in the open field before we can reach Johnsbury.
ellerie
If a confrontation is inevitable, we'd want to have it in the most favorable position possible.
And where is an ambush less expected than in an ally's home?
dune
A sound strategy, especially given they'd be exhausted from their forced march.
ellerie
I'm sure sneaking us into Frosthaven is no issue for the good boss, right?
unari
You're really demanding more and more out of me.
ellerie
We're such stalwart allies after all.
unari
I can get you in, but expect little assistance from Frosthaven's garrison.
I can only exert command to the point where they don't want to depose me.
ellerie
That's about as expected.
We will march for Frosthaven.
secundus
I conversed with a few lowlives,
but I was forced to break their limbs when they showed disrespect.
sir slaughter
They keep running off screaming. Didn't get anything.
jeziel
(Was I really this starved for talent?)
seguradez
Ahem. I had a pleasant talk with a few remaining Frosthaven members.
They report Unari and her group to have not returned from the Tower, though they were expected days ago.
jeziel
Perhaps they had to spend time preparing the next batch of gol-
No, that is naive optimism.
The Seahawks must have caught them flat-footed!
seguradez
Our troops cannot march any further. They must rest.
jeziel
Very well, you're all dismissed.
We shall rest here and march for the Tower at first light.
secundus
Yes, your highness!
(Secundus and Sir Slaughter leave. Seguardez moves to leave, but Jeziel stops him.)
jeziel
Seguradez, wait. Are you really in healthy condition?
seguradez
Why do you ask? I've never felt more full of life.
jeziel
Just a month ago, the healers proclaimed you'd never walk, much less fight again.
Yet by whatever miracle, you're fit enough to march with our best.
seguradez
I'm not sure what the concern is, I'm perfectly fine.
jeziel
Is there anything else to this? Miracles like this don't happen.
seguradez
You overthink this. The healers were simply mistaken, nothing more.
jeziel
Of all my sworn brothers that followed me into exile, you are the last.
When you were carried away on a stretcher, I truly feared I'd lose my last friend.
We're not young anymore. Don't take risks like you did at Yalunzar.
seguradez
Your concern moves me. Worry not, I'll be sure to stay in the reserves with Florete.
jeziel
There's no one else I'd trust her with more. Very well, have a good rest.
seguradez
Should you not rest too?
jeziel
A leader must never rest.

Some Time Later...

(The Seahawks approach.)
ellerie
They really have no idea we're here.
mince
I told you I knew the best ways to hide. Master of stealth, remember?
ellerie
Somehow, you've lived up to that.
Surely, with their forces so fatigued, we can rout Prince Jeziel right here.
unari
I wouldn't be so confident.
Despite being such a bastard, there's reason he still holds onto this lands.
At Yalunzar, I saw him rip out a spine and impale another with it.
mince
That doesn't sound very princely.
unari
He presumably lost that succession crisis on the Mainland for good reason.
ellerie
Old age may have done little to his physical prowess, but...
Now, why would they bring a child on this march?
Is that the granddaughter?
unari
Yes, that is indeed Princess Florete.
oriana
Don't tell me...
ellerie
To bring her with him on this, I can only assume she is of utmost importance to Jeziel.
Is this true, Unari?
unari
I overheard them talk, it was real sappy stuff.
I'm doing this all for you and whatnot.
oriana
Oh, Elis.
ellerie
I wonder if the Prince can still devote his full strength with other matters on his mind.
unari
I'd support any plan that involves less chance of me getting run over by a wyvern.
oriana
We're really agreeing to kidnapping a child? Does that not feel beneath our dignity?
ellerie
We're not truly out to harm her.
Not that Jeziel knows that.
Besides, it's minimising bloodshed through a quicker conclusion.
unari
And there is no better opportunity to strike, given so many of her guards are just fast asleep in the streets.
ellerie
Until we start taking off heads, that'll wake them up fast.
mince
Imagine waking up to an axe in your head. Wouldn't wish that as a way to go.
ellerie
You've suddenly discovered a knight's chivalry?
mince
No, just reflecting that I'd never be caught unaware.
oriana
This is distasteful, but if it will get us home safely...
ellerie
The child kidnapping or killing our foes in their sleep?
oriana
Let's just get this over with.
(Ellerie surveys the enemy position.)
ellerie
Half our army will keep their forces distracted by pillaging their supplies.
The other half will go straight for our impromptu rescue target.
Once we've seized the child, Jeziel will send everything at us.
With everything in our favour, that's when we'll crush him!

If you took the Cannibal's quest

ellerie
Bloodbane's contacts are here for us to extract, if we have the time that is.

When an enemy is attacked

soldier
We're under attack!
Aaaahhhhh!
florete
What's happening? Is that the bad guys?
seguradez
Florete, come with me! I'll take you to safety!
florete
But your legs, aren't you still really injured from-
seguradez
We must go! I can't allow any harm to come to you.
merchant 1
We were supposed to be safe here!
merchant 2
My compensation isn't worth dying for!
merchant 3
Let's dash!

On the next turn:

soldier
Wake up! Wake up! It's the bloody Seahawks!
narrator
All enemies recovered from their status effects.
(Blaine appears from the southeast, now a disembodied soul.)
blaine
Vengeance.
Retribution.
Punishment.
Justice.

If Seguradez escapes with Florete

seguradez
These old bones still have some muscle left, after all.
Your grandfather will take the rest from here.
ellerie
There goes the bargaining chip I was counting on. This won't be fun.
(Game over.)

When Seguradez is killed

ellerie
The hornet's nest is now well and truly poked.
The Prince will have taken the bait. No more running.

Seahawks! One final push, and we are the sole victors of this joke of a war!

narrator
The unit “rescuing” Florete will always hit, crit and double.
A fresh wave will appear next turn. Defeat all bosses to prevail!

On the next turn:

(Secundus leads a platoon in from the east.)
secundus
The audacity! I was having a very good dream!
(Jeziel leads a platoon in from the west.)
jeziel
To go after a child, craven scum!
A thousand deaths isn't enough for this transgression!

(Jeziel addresses his troops.)

Watch where you aim your weapons, you fools!
If you even touch a hair on my granddaughter's head, I shall skin you alive.

knight
But... Your Highness, what do we do with the kidnap-
jeziel
Forward!

If Sir Slaughter is still alive

sir slaughter
I really don't want to run into that guard...
But the Prince will kill me if I don't charge.

Conversations

Blaine Death

blaine
I'm... Fading...
My... Vengeance..?

Seguradez

Combat

seguradez
An old soldier fears nothing.

Combat w/ Gecko

gecko
You also...
Didn't you?
seguradez
I've already sacrificed fifty years for this.
What more can I lose?
gecko
It doesn't end at just death. It- It-
seguradez
In exchange for what? Oblivion?
You, however, to have fallen victim to it at such a young age...
Why waste your pity when you deserve it more than I do?
gecko
...

Combat w/ Foxberry

foxberry
What luck! I've caught up with the princess and her guardian!
What is your opinion on this war? Do you support it?
florete
Aaahhh! Sir Seguradez! There's a strange woman!
seguradez
Stay back!
foxberry
I am just collecting some primary sources for my book.
You'll do too. I've never actually spoken to a real knight before, not those frauds like Secundus. You're from the Mainland?
seguradez
People are fighting and dying all over these icy streets, but that's what you put your mind to? Getting quotes?
foxberry
What do you know? I'm producing art!
seguradez
Is this how adventurers are in this day and age?
What is the world coming to?

Combat w/ Unari

unari
Both your legs were smashed. How did you recover?
seguradez
Faith and righteousness, the virtues of a knight.
Not anything an adventurer like you would understand.
unari
Sure it was. By the way, have you looked at your compatriots?
seguradez
...They have some flaws, yes. But ones they can be overcome.
unari
Age sure does a number on your eyesight.

Combat w/ Aigo

seguradez
That familiar fighting style, those features, Prince Javan?
aigo
Ever diligent, Seguradez, able to recognise me even after fifty years.
seguradez
Have you always hid away on the Crescent?
Do you seek revenge after all these years?
aigo
Not at all, old friend, years have worn down grudges.
I've been content to live in seclusion with my books, as I've always have even as a prince.
seguradez
So it was no facade after all.
aigo
No, it was not. Not once did I ever want the throne.
But I must ask, did you regret turning brother on brother?
Convincing Jeziel I was a snake biding my time?
seguradez
I do not. A rival claimant was a risk far too big to bear.
aigo
There is nothing to blame, as it is Jeziel who is your sworn brother and not I, your friend.
seguradez
But such an act gave me many sleepless nights.
If you seek to oppose Jeziel, I shall take the responsibility of slaying you here,
as I did all those years ago.
aigo
Very well. But this time, after fifty years, I am ready.

Death

seguradez
A second chance only brings me so far...

Death by Aigo

seguradez
Comeuppance fifty years in the making... A fitting end.
aigo
... He died the way he wanted, I suppose.

Slaughter

Combat

sir slaughter
Without that monstrous soldier to aid you, you lot are simply lambs to the slaughter!

Combat w/ Ellerie

sir slaughter
Another goon to the chopping block!
[ClearMidLeft]
ellerie
Hold on, I'm very clearly the leader here.
sir slaughter
You are? I prefer victims that can't put up a fight.
ellerie
Okay?

Combat w/ Krynia

sir slaughter
A child soldier!
There's nothing I like better than culling the weak.
krynia
And you're supposed to be a knight?
sir slaughter
You should be paralyzed by fear, not talking back!
krynia
Really trying your best to make me feel good about killing you.

Combat w/ John XVI

sir slaughter
A weak target! Nothing I like better than an easy kill.
john xvi
(grins) Same!
sir slaughter
WHAT IN ELIS'S GOOD AND HOLY NAME IS-

Combat w/ Unari

sir slaughter
You look familiar. ... Nope, no idea.
unari
... Are you serious?
sir slaughter
Whatever, your corpse will end up mutilated anyways!
unari
Jeziel making you in charge of anything was a warning sign.

Death

sir slaughter
My blood? Mine? Still red, no different to anyone else's.

Secundus

Combat

secundus
Die at a fair distance, I don't want your filthy blood staining my cape.

Combat w/ Ellerie

secundus
You, the leader of these putrid peons!
How dare you raise your sticks against your betters?
ellerie
For my entire life, people have shown me disdain for my birth.
Lords, ladies, administrators, scholars. But you?
Some unwashed attack dog of a failure of a prince, at the very edge of civilisation, dare to look down on me,
as if your blood isn't worth less than dirt it's spilled on?
This insult is far too great for your death to cleanse.
I would fashion your skull into a wine cup,
but there might be too much bone.
secundus
Huh?

Combat w/ Hagendire

secundus
Face your death like a dog, peon.
hagendire
I am Hagendire of House Hawk!
secundus
House what? Any vagabond can give themselves one now.
hagendire
The illustrious House Hawk!
Served as royal courtiers for two centuries, and-
secundus
Never heard of it.
hagendire
It's hard to believe that a royal knight is so unlearned!
Go inform yourself on the history of noble bloodlines!
secundus
You- Men, capture this one alive.

Combat w/ Oren

oren
So you're Secundus, we finally meet.
secundus
Am I supposed to recognise one serf from another?
oren
You should! You broke my lance, so I'll break your spine!
You're getting the better side, my lance is worth a lot more.
secundus
How dare you! I am Sir Secundus the Second the-

Combat w/ Unari

secundus
I was right to not have trusted adventurers.
If not for your ineptitude and treachery, the war would be over.
This is what results from consorting with filth.
unari
I'm only doing this to save my own life,
but your existence gives me good reason.

Combat w/ Francisca

francisca
Look at how you've mistreated your own wyvern companion!
The ropes are too tight, the saddle is poorly positioned, the poor thing is clearly-
secundus
Do not give your advice unless requested, peon.
What do you think you know, that I don't?
If the ropes are tight, it is because I wish it to be.
francisca
Do you also believe the wyvern is honoured to carry you?
secundus
Any beast ought to-
francisca
I've heard enough. I call this cleaning up the Crescent.

Death

secundus
But I am Sir Secundus the Second, the Sacred Spear,
Captain of the 2nd battalion of the Glade Gallants,
slayer of- Aaaahhhh...

Death by Oren

secundus
AAAARRRGGHHH!
oren
Wow, his spine broke easily. Shouldn't have been a surprise.

Jeziel

Combat

jeziel
To dare to harm my granddaughter, a thousand deaths isn't enough for you.

Combat w/ John XVI

jeziel
You possess no weapon. No armour. No tome.
Is this some other curse from the Crescent?
john xvi
Wow, you're the first to think I'm more than what I appear.
jeziel
It is made obvious by how you stride towards me without fear.
Well? Why hesitate? Show me the basis of your audacity.
john xvi
It's just so much metal. I can crack open the shell, but the meat inside is old. I don't really want to.
jeziel
Some kind of changeling?
The craftsmanship of my people can handle some sharp fangs.
john xvi
Okay, so I have permission to bite? That's rare.

Combat w/ Chixin

chixin
ANALYZING...
A pity. You have nearly the perfect metrics to be a USER, But the advanced deterioration of your flesh disqualifies you.
jeziel
What a day! A floating sword decides to say I'm too old!
Countless thought me weak in my advanced years, and countless have fallen at my feet with one swing!
The day I become too old is the day I am buried.
chixin
The Chosen cannot be old, as stated by the directives.
jeziel
Come a little closer, sentient relic.
I might be able to change that metal mind of yours.
With a few good swings!

Combat w/ Unari

unari
This is awkward.
jeziel
You! You allowed this, Unari! For what?
unari
To save my own hide, of course. They'd have killed me otherwise.
jeziel
Then you should have died than act with such dishonor!
Something I can rectify.

Combat w/ Aigo

jeziel
Javan.
aigo
Brother.
jeziel
No ghost of the past will stand in my way.
aigo
Do you really have nothing to say to your brother?
The one that looked up to your shining example?
jeziel
All that needed to be said has been fifty years ago.
There are no blood ties when the throne is in question.
aigo
How very much like you.

Defeat

jeziel
How could I've been brought low by mere adventurers, in the middle of my army?

Defeat by Aigo

jeziel
Well struck. You may hate me for what I've done, but are you willing to harm your innocent grand-niece?
aigo
There is no family loyalty within the imperial bloodline, you said so as much yourself.
jeziel
Hahahaha!

Locations

Southwest House (requires Warp)

narrator
There's blood splattered over the floor, the walls and dripping from the ceiling.
What you assumed was a corpse emerges from a pile of ripped flesh.
“The sword! The sword made me do it,” the thing croaks, reaching towards you, its features horribly mutilated, blood leaking from its many wounds.
It dies before it can reach you, so you pry the shiny sword from its grasp.
Nice.
(The visitor receives a Fancy Stabber.)

Secret Spot

visitor
There is absolutely no reason for me to be here at all.
(The visitor gains 5 Luck.)

West Merchant House

visitor
Should I grab the merchants?
They could be a liability.

If yes:

merchant
Bloodbane could afford to send the Seahawks themselves!
We're saved! Screw this frozen hellscape of a city!

East Merchant House

visitor
Should I grab the merchants?
They could be a liability.

If yes:

merchant 1
Finally, Bloodbane sends someone! I want out of this miserable place!
merchant 2
I've been freezing my ass off here!

Ending

ellerie
(grins) We defeated Prince Jeziel himself, while surrounded by his full army!
Hahahaha! What a victory!
(Ellerie walks over to the captured Jeziel.)
ellerie
(serious) A pleasure actually meeting you for the first time.
I trust you're not too injured for a polite conversation.
jeziel
What is this farce? I will not hesitate to slay you with my last breath, if Florete is harmed.
ellerie
I don't believe you're in any position to be making threats, but fear not, she is just over that hill, in the safe and capable hands of my crew.
jeziel
Don't think you'll be able to lay claim to my lands, even if you slay me here.
How many troops can Irinde really field?
Enough to control a settlement halfway across the coast, and fend off the Guild?
ellerie
I would never dream of such. I only want what's best for Irinde.
jeziel
Hah! Your underhanded tactics and claim to power would disagree.
You would not have the opportunity to take over if not for my actions.
ellerie
(smiles) You're right. Thank you.
If it wasn't for your unbelievably foolish errors, I wouldn't be here.
You had a winning hand against the Guild, and you squandered it.
jeziel
Snake. Then what more do you want from me, if not my life?
ellerie
(serious) Even with the Guild weakened by your unfortunate siege attempt, they'll repair any damage quickly with the help of their Mainland masters.
Your lands will need my aid if you are to survive their retaliation, and I do not desire the Guild dominating the eastern coast.
jeziel
So you slay my sworn brother, butcher my men, kidnap my granddaughter, and now you ask for an alliance?
ellerie
That does appear to be the case.
jeziel
I see your games. You want to keep both the Guild and my realms weak.
That's why you entered the war, even though the Guild's collapse would have also benefited Irinde.
ellerie
I'm not sure how that's relevant. Do you agree, or not?
jeziel
... Return Florete safely, as proof of your word.
ellerie
I knew you'd see sense.
We will continue this discussion in more fitting circumstances.
(Ellerie releases Florete.)
florete
Grandfather!
jeziel
You're all safe now. No need for fear.
florete
I wasn't afraid! Those barbaric adventurers wouldn't have dared to harm a hair on my head!
jeziel
I knew my granddaughter would be brave.
florete
The old knight, where is he? I fell and didn't see, but he was really brave!
jeziel
... Who do you mean?
florete
Grandfather, how are you so forgetful? I'm talking about Sir Seguradez.
jeziel
You must be confused.
The good man tragically fell in battle at Yalunzar.
florete
That can't be right, but I- Huh?
jeziel
The day's experience must have taken its toll.
Let us return home, then you can rest.
florete
... Yeah.

Yalunzar

maurice
All this time, gold, reputation and favours spent in these backwoods.
For what? To be merely a stepping stone for that red-haired scoundrel, for her to go from exile to chieftain? Have I always been this incompetent?
Focusing on sunk cost here while my liege fends off hyenas in the Capital?
I should've cut my losses long ago.

If you invested in the sword throwers

(Something strikes Maurice, wounding him.)
maurice
Gaaahhh! Ellerie's assassins! You won't be rid of me using third-rate killers!
(Maurice flees. The sword throwers emerge from their hiding place.)
merchant 1
Did you hear that scream? I think our throwing sword actually hit someone.
merchant 2
Finally! I knew it would work. And I got a good arm.
merchant 1
Good arm my left buttock. You threw it with your eyes closed.
But what if they make us pay for the healing fees?
merchant 2
Then we'll use our secret technique, lying. But where's the throwing sword gone?
merchant 1
Probably ran off with it! Damn, that was our only one!
merchant 2
This is going to set us back by another three months. Oops.
merchant 1
I'm doing all the test throws next time.

Irinde

ellerie
In the span of months, we've shattered some of the mightiest adventurers, broken the backs of the Iron Realm and showed the coast the wrath of Irinde!
Such a feat could only have been achieved with the courage of our Seahawks!
mince
Woooooo!
pomelo
Go us.
lindros
(Guess I've committed.)
ellerie
With the aid of Irinde's staunch allies, who refused to bend before tyranny!
johnny spices
An odd feeling, that I am technically an outsider in this familiar place.
ellerie
With Irinde's very own Dune Ironsmith and the unrivaled martial prowess of...
the Guard Captain!
dune
...
guard
Hehe, that's me!
ellerie
But most importantly of all, with all of you!
Every citizen who raised up arms to fight for Irinde's pride!
For Irinde's future!
But this is only the beginning! With the blessing of my predecessor...
Oren
Yeah, sure.
ellerie
...I will lead Irinde into a new age of glory!
(The crowd cheers.)
crowd
Irinde!
Irinde!
Irinde!
(Tower and Oriana watch from afar.)
tower
What self-serving tripe.
oriana
Didn't think you'd come to this instead of continuing to drink cheap beers.
tower
Barkeep left to listen to this crap and I didn't have anything better to waste my time with.
oriana
I assumed you'd stay scarce, given the whole situation.
tower
What's the point? She rules this whole damn place now, and she's got a superweapon to boot because of Lindros.
And it's not as if she's been hiding her desire for conquest.
We're going to just leave her with that?
oriana
What can we do? We still owe her a big debt for Krynia.
tower
Because her interests coincided with ours. Let's not forget her willingness to jump ship.
oriana
The results are the same. And in all honesty, we're lucky they overlooked the whole matter.
Ellerie would have anyone else killed for less.
tower
Lucky, or perhaps, she finds it inconvenient to kill an old man.
Especially the grandfather of her current protege.
oriana
That's a pessimistic way of looking at it.
tower
You're really going to let Krynia stay with Ellerie?
oriana
I tried talking to her, but she wouldn't hear it.
She sees Ellerie as some sort of... role model?
tower
That is not good. You're her mother, make your authority mean something.
oriana
If that's what Krynia desires, I can't seek to control her.
And besides, Ellerie values her highly, she's safe in Irinde.
tower
Because she's useful. You really think she wouldn't abandon her for a payoff?
oriana
Ellerie may have been rather unscrupulous in her dealings, but she's always stuck by her comrades. That I believe.
tower
They always are, until it becomes inconvenient.
But what do I know? I am just a bitter fossil past his time.
If the barkeep doesn't return I'm serving myself.

If the Cannibal's quest was taken

krynia
A letter and a package from the Guild.
Already tested for traps.
And by that, I mean I opened them.

If any merchants were captured

(3 merchants) Very good work.
(2 merchants) Good work.
(1 merchants) Adequate.

If no merchants were captured

letter
A reward befitting your success.

(The package is empty.)

ellerie
Was this insult really necessary?
mince
Caps, busy with the paperwork?
ellerie
Paperwork? I wish I had paperwork! Governance of this place is a mess.
It's as if no one has discovered what keeping a record is.
Asked for Irinde's ore stockpile, records are only in someone's head.
Dear Elis, can't even start on what gold inflow and outflow looks like, because no one's actually bothered keeping track of any of it on paper.
What are we, cavemen?
mince
Yeah, that does sound-
ellerie
I asked Dune what Oren's tax policy was, and believe it or not, there isn't one!
Somehow, this whole town is run on some bizarre voluntary donation system, but at least the citizens see arming themselves as their own responsibility.
As the Chief I'll have to make gold myself off taxing merchants or something, because I sure don't think the townsfolk are going to like me introducing taxes, especially given they arm themselves!
Right, you're probably not here to listen to me complain all day.
What's the matter?
mince
So you know how a good bit of our crew are going with Oriana?
ellerie
Don't remind me, I'm still bitter.
mince
So, well, I figured, I was thinking...
ellerie
Aren't you elusive today. That's not like you.
mince
I kind of... Want to go with them?
ellerie
Huh.
mince
I love the excitement of seeing new lands, hunting odd beasts and life on the road.
I know you have lofty ambitions, but I am not really keen to be a soldier again.
If that's alright with you.
ellerie
(smiles) Of course, Mince! What, I'm not going to deny you making your own decisions?
You're not honor bound to me and you fulfilled oaths to the Princess long ago.
mince
(frowns) We've gone through a lot together. It feels wrong to be leaving your side.
ellerie
You don't need to feel bad about anything. What am I, some damsel to be protected?
Go out there and achieve your destiny, or whatever it is. I'm sure you got it.
mince
(smiles) Really, huge thanks, Captain.
ellerie
(serious) But Mince, please stay safe out there.
I really, really don't want to hear you got ripped up by a revenant.
mince
I'm THE Mince. Of course I'll be safe. If things go south, I'll just vanish.
ellerie
Right. You're a master of stealth. Oh, take this with you.
mince
Wow, something this valuable? I can't just accept this.
(Ellerie gives Mince a Bobby.)
ellerie
Shut up, you're taking this.
I was saving it for a rainy day but I'm the Chief now, if it rains I'll just deconstruct this whole town to use as shelter.
mince
If I think of it as compensation for my marvelous cooking skills, I suppose that might be fair.
ellerie
Now that's the confidence I remember.
mince
I'll still be in town for a bit longer, want me to cook a celebratory dinner?
Maybe a fine meal overlooking the beach we first docked at.
ellerie
(smiles) That sounds lovely. I'll be with you once I've finished fighting my lack of paperwork.
mince
That's great, see you soon. You're not gonna expect what I'm cooking up.
(Mince leaves.)
ellerie
(frowns) ...
...
Damn.
Back to work.
daygon
On my desk are seventeen reports.
They describe not just your abysmal failure in suppressing this unrest, but stoking the flames with your idiocy and almost causing a peasant uprising!
cyquin
Who are these rapscallions making reports behind my back!
If it was not for the incompetence of my guards and the disobedience o-
daygon
Silence! If you are as good at managing a township as you are at making excuses, we would not be having this conversation!
cyquin
...
daygon
When I sent your sister to the furthest reaches of our territory, all I received was praise for her resourcefulness and charity.
Even now, I hear travellers speak of the good lady of House Heron.
Why is it that you can't seem to even rule three square inches of land?
cyquin
...
daygon
Even with her tireless effort to maintain peace and order, she still finds the time to hone her martial abilities.
Renowned swordmasters praise her skill with the blade, while you can't seem to even slay a chicken!
Where does your time go other than drinking and gambling?
cyquin
...
daygon
One more mistake like this, Son, and House Heron will have a new heir.
cyquin
You can't! I'm your only male descendant!
daygon
You're making me rethink that only men should inherit House Heron's title.
(A man enters.)
speedwell
Milord, we've received peculiar news from the Crescent.
A rather curious letter for your eyes only.
daygon
Very well, let me see it.
You, get out!
cyquin
...
(Cyquin leaves. Daygon looks over the letter.)
daygon
Very, very interesting.
And you are sure this letter is no forgery?
speedwell
It's authentic handwriting. I can personally attest to that.
But milord, I must advise you to exercise caution regardless.
daygon
Your advice is noted.
Gather the head retainers and my daughter.
We have much to discuss.

Character Descriptions

Jeziel
The failed claimant of years past who tries to hold onto his former status. Age has not tempered his arrogance.

Florete
Entirely unimportant except for her use as a hostage.

Seguradez
Prince Jeziel's only remotely competent subordinate, yet he is but an obsolete relic of times past. Much like Jeziel.

Plucker's Gift
A price paid for mobility.
-4 Def/Res. +2 Move.

Slaughter
The fact this individual got a position of power says everything I need to know about the Iron Realms.

Secundus
A thoroughly dislikeable fellow who has unbelievably survived this long. I can't wait to crack his head open.

Iron Infantry
The backbone of the Iron Realm's forces. Most of them would rather be farming.

Glade Gallant
The Iron Prince's mounted division and most trusted fighters. Maintaining the mounts necessary is becoming very costly.

Lightwalker
Fanatics who worship the old gods. Have more in common in the Sect than they realise, though I dare not say it.

Loot Wagon
Wagons laden with loot.
Shiny.

Blaine
The man, the legend, the Blaine. Seriously, who is this person?

The Circle
A tightly-knit organisation responsible for many of the Crescent's rising stars. Their members seem to follow conflict.

Bloodbane's
Minions of the merchant Bloodbane that we plan to snatch from under his nose. Well, his nose and Jeziel's.