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Chapter 8: Rock and a Hard Place

Opening

narrator
The Workshop is a tourist trap. My fellow tourists fell into said trap and died rather brutal deaths.
I barely escaped the Workshop, though at the cost of my guide's life, bless him.
Aspiring scholars and curious historians, I'd recommend looking elsewhere.

-Basil's Guide to the Cerulean Crescent

maurice
What's the meaning of this? Unhand me!
weald
I have some concerns to address with you. What did you say to the Commander that had her do all this?
maurice
So she didn't even tell you? Not much of a- Argh!
weald
Spit it out or else you'll be spitting blood.
maurice
Commander Caliane!
(Caliane approaches.)
weald
As if I'd belie-
Ah. Commander.
caliane
Tell him the information you gave me, Maurice.
maurice
The daughter of the Seahawk's quartermaster has a peculiar illness.
An illness that they know the Workshop must have a cure for.
Which the sect must kill them for.
weald
Peculiar illness? Commander, surely you don't mean?
caliane
Nothing we've tried has worked. We only have long shots like this left.
weald
This does explain why the Sect mobilised seemingly in the middle of nowhere.
caliane
I know the excuse I gave to the men about this expedition was feeble.
Cutting off the source of the Green Tide at the Workshop? Nonsense.
weald
Commander.
You should have told me.
caliane
How could I? I'm forsaking my duties to Enan for my own selfishness.
But I can't let this opportunity pass. We saw what happened to Valen.
Only the Goddess knows if my son will live past another summer.
weald
I swore my loyalty to you, Commander, not Enan. I would support you no matter what.
maurice
Now this is heartwarming and all, but I'd like to be let go, now that you've just settled this little miscommunication.
caliane
About the information you gave us regarding the Seahawks.
You told us, that they'd have some way into the Workshop.
You did not tell us about their string of bloody victories, or of the monstrous killers that make up their crew!
maurice
I didn't think it was notable to a famed adventuring group band such as yours.
weald
Since your report regarding their ability was so inadequate, one can only wonder, if your other information about the Commander's son is also inaccurate.
caliane
My little boy is living on borrowed time.
If you've wasted part of this time with your “accidental” misinformation...
maurice
I would not be so foolish as to lie to such esteemed adventurers.
caliane
I would hope so. Perhaps this was another innocent miscommunication.
maurice
Then may I be allowed to leave?
caliane
Not quite. I would like to invite you to join with us on this trip.
If the Workshop contains no cure, I will skin you alive.
maurice
Ah. I suppose I must make some time in my schedule for this.
pomelo
We're awfully close to those monsters. I don't like this.
ellerie
According to Tower, they will remain passive until we make any aggressive moves.
pomelo
Yeah, I've already heard. But that doesn't make me feel any safer.
ellerie
Speaking of which, how's work on that totem, Lindros? You're looking nervous.
lindros
(thinking)
Stay calm, stay calm. My mind is as sharp as a knife. Just think of it like the tests at Oakhall. You passed those. Tests can't kill.
No, shut up. Things are okay. Wait no, was this rune connection inverted before? A single mistake and you will die. That's nonsense.
I have room for error. Not that I need it. And how can you be so sure?
offscreen
Lindy? Lindster? Legendary Lad Lindros the L-
lindros
Yes, I'm alright. I am fully confident in the ability of this totem to crack the wards.
We lucked out that Tower had this thing around, even if it makes him a hypocrite.
ellerie
Are you sure you've got this? This is a huge jump in scale from the tomb from earlier.
lindros
Provided all my formulas are accurate, which they are, theoretically, there is zero chance of failure.
ellerie
I heard that “theoretically”. So if it does backfire, what would happen?
lindros
Irrelevant.
pomelo
We already heard how the crew of Tower's son ended up.
I assume the aforementioned horrible stuff will wake up and kill us good.
ellerie
Lovely. Hopefully that escape plan we agreed on is never needed.
It's just down these stairs and-
(Saltsworn swarm in from the south.)
two shoes
The Seahawks? How did they beat us, going through the Green Tide?
saltsworn
Only the Goddess knows. But the Commander did say if...
two shoes
Why do I have to be leading the charge against these killers?
I'm a mage damn it, I should be in the backline!
saltsworn
You changed your tone after the Elephant squad all got killed.
two shoes
Yes, because I don't want to die!
The Commander has authorized the use of one of her precious artifacts, so powering that up has my attention. Forward! I will support you all from here!
saltsworn
Go everyone!
Forward!
two shoes
You're not charging?
saltsworn
I have the most important job of all. Defending the Commander.
two shoes
A kindred spirit.
pomelo
Put a cap on that escape plan, Captain.
ellerie
Don't need to point them out. Damn, they got here fast.
pomelo
Well, they do have quite a few mounts.
ellerie
Lindros, how long do we have before you crack that thing?
lindros
It should be working. Why isn't it working?
pomelo
Lindros?
lindros
Something from inside is actively interfering!
ellerie
Then we'll kill it. Do you have a location?
lindros
I feel like it's somewhere to the north, but trying to brute force our way-
ellerie
Say no more. We'll split. One team goes to hunt down whatever is holding the ward,
the other defends the totem. Then we smoothly escape down that staircase.
lindros
I'd like to emphasize if the totem falls-
ellerie
Yes, I know. We'll get hacked into pieces and our corpses will be fed to the baels.
pomelo
I don't fancy our chances of fighting both forces at once, but our other choice is to throw ourselves off the side.
ellerie
I like my plan better. Gather the crew, let's get this going.
(A bard appears and walks up to Ellerie.)
quilan
Hello.
ellerie
What in- Where did you come from?
quilan
I've been around watching your progress for some time.
ellerie
Fantastic, just what I wanted to hear. Let's get to it. What do you want?
quilan
To compose my legendary epic,
I've searched for years for a band of adventurers to base it on.
And after some deliberation, you lot might have what it takes.
ellerie
Shouldn't you latch onto an already well-known group?
quilan
They don't make good underdogs.
It was all very exciting to witness your motley crew overcome the odds.
However, I found the lack of a nice pre-battle speech very disappointing.
ellerie
That sounds all fine and dandy, but we are always fighting for our lives.
We don't need some useless bard getting in the way.
quilan
You should reconsider.
Would you rather die listening to an inspiring battle tune, or bleed out alone to the gurgling of a slit throat?
ellerie
That's a good point. If we don't all perish here, you can come along.
quilan
Wonderful.
My last seven adventuring bands all died too quickly.
I can only hope that your Seahawks don't disappoint.
ellerie
I see a common factor.
narrator
When Qiulan's active is available, she will have a green arrow.

New Guide Entries

Workshop

Scriptures of the old world speak of a magnificent workshop, the centre of innovation in the old world. Its defences have not fallen even since the old world's destruction, but that does not make its potential riches less enticing to fortune seekers.

Turn 2

(Two Shoes activates the Morale Module, empowering his allies.)
ellerie
What was that flash? That could not have been good.
tower
Definitely an artifact. I can feel it from here.
They're usually hoarded, but they're pulling out one just for us.
ellerie
We should be honored. Don't need to tell me that bringing that down is top priority.

Turn 3

(Lightwalkers arrive to reinforce the Saltsworn.)
saltsworn
Goddess worshippers? What are you doing here?
guava
It is our business that these scoundrels do not defile the grounds of our ancestors.
We shall silence these heathens. Simply stay out of our way.
saltsworn
Sure. We do need any help we can get. No complaint from me.

Turn 9

(Caliane, Weald, and Maurice arrive.)

If Two Shoes is alive

caliane
Captain Two Shoes! Have you still not pinned the target?
two shoes
They're too cunning, too vicious! I fought with them personally, but-
caliane
You've done all you can. We'll handle it from here.
two shoes
Of course, Commander! They'll be no match before your might!

If Two Shoes is dead

caliane
Captain Two Shoes! Where is he?
saltsworn
Commander, Captain Two Shoes is long dead! The artifact has been seized!
caliane
We've lost the artifact as well? How did that even happen?
weald
Commander, there is no time for this.
caliane
Of course. Charge, Saltsworn!

Discreet Box

Combat

attacker
Hey, is there loot in here?

After Breaking

(Breaking the box reveals a trobairitz hiding within.)
murky
Oh for the love of-
Do you know how hard it was to fit both me and my horse down here?
attacker
Sorry?
murky
You'd better be damn sorry. Help me out before I get torn to shreds!
I'm practically defenseless!

After killing the Lesser Keeper

(The totem activates, breaking open the entrance to the Workshop.)
lindros
Can't believe the totem worked perfectly. Not that I expected otherwise, of course.
Now let's get a move on, into the Workshop!

Conversations

Yvette & Francisca

francisca
Hold on, you're that archer that shot out my eye!
yvette
Were you the wyvern rider that led the flanking maneuver by the Carrion Crows?
francisca
Yes! It took me months to recover from that wound.
My band kicked me out because I was no longer useful.
yvette
It was such a good shot. I threaded that arrow through all that undergrowth, barely a second to aim and at such a long distance. I got promoted because of that.
francisca
That's all you're gonna say to me? “It was a good shot?”
yvette
Well, it was. I don't know what else to say. Certainly not an apology.
francisca
That's just cruel. I spent months trying to track you down and we're on the same side.
yvette
Sorry I inconvenienced your rightful fury.
If it makes you feel any better, I wouldn't be mad if it was my own eye.
francisca
That did not make me feel better. Do me a favour and switch sides at some point.
yvette
You don't need to wait for me. You can defect any time.
francisca
Very tempting, but the pay here is too good.

Telon & Whipjack

telon
I heard from the Captain that you were the Azure Streak. I've wanted to meet you.
whipjack
Oh, one of my admirers!
telon
I've wanted to test my mettle against you for some time! Draw your blade!
whipjack
Wait, wait, wait. I haven't agreed to anything!
telon
What's the problem? Aren't you known to accept any duel, at any hour?
whipjack
Um- Err-
It's my day off?
telon
Is this some kind of misguided attempt at humour?
whipjack
Ooh, I think I have some serious indigestion. Surely, you wouldn't want an unfair duel.
telon
A true warrior would never let anything so trivial get in his way.
whipjack
N- No- I didn't mean- I mean-
(Telon advances.)
telon
Draw. Your. Blade.
whipjack
Don't kill me! I'm not the real Azure Streak!
telon
What?
whipjack
I was using the title to get a good deal on my contract.
I'm useless in a duel, you won't get anything from fighting me.
telon
Consider yourself lucky.
If you use this title again, I will give your head to the real Azure Streak.
(Telon leaves.)
whipjack
Phew. Should have picked a less famous adventurer.

Lindros & Reiker

reiker
Mr Lindros! You're the smart magic man right?
lindros
All those years at Oakhall earned me the prestigious rank of “smart magic man”.
Yes, I am. What do you need?
reiker
How do I get better taking magic blasts to the face?
I saw Tower eat a whole fireball and he was completely fine.
lindros
This is common knowledge, how do you-
Ah, whatever. Basically, you need to know how to manipulate magic to resist magic.
That's why mages are dangerous to even the most skilled and practiced warriors, if they have no magical knowledge.
reiker
So you have to be a magic user to resist magic?
Must make mage against mage fights take ages.
lindros
Well no, you just need to have studied magic. (We don't speak of damned dread fighters.)
But while, archsages duels are known to have taken days, they're incredible feats of-
reiker
Yeah, whatever. But my sister is way more stupid than me and she can take some hits.
lindros
Unless you're also going to steal a Pegasus, you're out of luck. They're resistant.
reiker
Hey, how did you know she stole it?
lindros
If you told me she could afford one or tamed one with her personality, I'd eat my hood.
reiker
Fair point. So you're telling me the only way I can take more fireballs is to study.
lindros
Yes. That's apt.
reiker
I think I'd rather get blown up. Bye, magic man!
(Reiker leaves.)
lindros
Why did you even bother- Bloody nitwits.

Two Shoes

Combat

two shoes
Fall back! I'm under attack! Help! Ahhhhhh!

Combat w/ Yvette

two shoes
Hey, archer girl, we can talk it out. We're friends, right?
You don't have to do this.
yvette
Do I know you?
two shoes
We were in the same band, the-
yvette
Don't Care. Prior relationships don't apply on the battlefield.
two shoes
Dang it, should have remembered her name!

Combat w/ Lindros

lindros
Two Shoes? Wow, I wasn't expecting your ugly mug.
two shoes
Lindros, old friend!
Perhaps we should fake a bit of back and forth, you know?
Just a bit of pretend for the others.
lindros
You made my life at Oakhall hell for the first five years.
I almost dropped out because you destroyed my papers.
two shoes
I was a foolish boy back then. Let bygones be bygones right?
lindros
Of course, I'd never hold a childish grudge.
two shoes
Good man.
lindros
Get ready for my “pretend” spell. I'll give it my all.
two shoes
Hold on-

Combat w/ Raylin

two shoes
I hate pegasi so damn much.
raylin
You look like a bloated watermelon.
two shoes
Excuse me?
raylin
You heard me. I'm pretty good at dicing melons.
two shoes
I hate teenagers more than I hate pegasi.

Death

two shoes
Should've stayed at Oakhall.

Guava

Combat

guava
Do not taint these hallowed grounds with your filthy intent!

Combat w/ Tower

tower
I don't enjoy the act of taking a life.
But to remove one of you fanatics from this land?
It's about as much entertainment as I can get.
guava
Plenty an arrogant heathen has challenged the Goddess.
You will end up no different.
tower
Come then, Goddess!
Strike me down as I eviscerate your followers with my axe!

Combat w/ Acielle

guava
You cast light magic.
Why do you consort with the enemies of the Goddess?
acielle
That should be my question. I represent the Goddess' will.
If you oppose me, then you oppose the Goddess herself.
guava
I will not entertain the words of a deluded fool.

Death

guava
My death is nothing. Divine punishment will find you.

Caliane

Combat

caliane
Get out of my way.

Defeat

caliane
Gah! This one stings.
Men, continue the charge!

Weald

Combat

weald
...
...
... ...

Defeat

weald
Very impressive. That one got through the armour.

Maurice

Combat w/ Ellerie

ellerie
Ha, of course it was you.
maurice
You want that to be your last words?
ellerie
I'd rather we go to hell together.

Defeat

maurice
Damn mercenaries, getting me mixed up in this.
I'm not dying this easily.

Locations

House (either)

visitor
Should I look for the tome?

This could be dangerous.

(If you answer yes, a two tome spirits appear, one an illusion and one the true tome.)
(If the other house has been visited, the tome retreats into the Workshop.)
visitor
It's gone deeper inside. We'll have to catch it later.

Ending

(The crew enters the first floor of the Workshop.)
ellerie
That's everyone! We're in!
lindros
Haha! Even century-old wards are nothing against my skill!
I told you everything would go as planned.
ellerie
Admittedly, that was impressive.
lindros
I'm vindicated! “Your antiquated books are worthless, Lindros.”
“It's never going to have any practical use, Lindros.”
Now who's laughing? It's not about making the biggest fireball, it's-
pomelo
You've set him off. He could gloat about this all day. He certainly has before.
lindros
Pom, I totally deserve this.
pomelo
You do, my man. But preferably when we're in the clear.
ellerie
We've made it through, but can the Saltsworn force their way as well?
lindros
Do they have a genius mage like me? Besides, every security ward is tripped.
mince
Captain, I saw someone very familiar in their crowd.
ellerie
I could sense his stench from miles away. Of course Maurice would be involved.
pomelo
Maurice? That's not a familiar name.
lindros
We are racking up a list of enemies.
We'll need to start keeping notes to keep track of all of them.
ellerie
This one is an old friend from the Mainland.
In retrospect, perhaps our string of bad luck now has a reasonable explanation.
pomelo
Must be a good friend to have come all the way here for your head.
lindros
As if we didn't need more enemies.
I'm almost starting to think you're more trouble than you're worth, Captain.
ellerie
You haven't left yet, so I'll take that as your vote of confidence.
mince
I assumed with how crucial he was to the false King's ascension, he would have a cushy position.
Why bother coming all the way here, when he could be consuming fine wine and luxury cheeses in the Capital?
ellerie
You don't know the extent of our rivalry.
We have been locked in a bloody feud both in and out of the royal court for years.
He knows I will stop at nothing to kill him and I expect the same of him.
pomelo
And I thought you lot were just a bunch of pen pushers.
What incident could have begun such hostility?
ellerie
Early in my service to the Royal Court, I planted some evidence to ensure he'd get passed for a promotion which I sought.
Not one of my proudest moments, but this was a fairly normal way for promotion.
pomelo
Fairly normal? Sheesh.
mince
I'm surprised that's it. I'd thought you'd have to have murdered his whole family with how much he detested you.
ellerie
Of course not. That was just the beginning.
We've traded blows for years with each one more costly than the last.
Where our rivalry began no longer matters.
lindros
That does explain why the Mainland has been decaying the past few decades, if the administrators are more focused on plotting than actually running the place.
ellerie
I believe that's due to the encroaching influence of the Houses rather than us,
but I'm not about to argue about politics in the middle of some deathtrap ruin.
pomelo
Let's get back to what matters. Is he someone we should be concerned about?
mince
He's a resourceful crook. He's bound to make some allies with his position and wealth.
ellerie
Position and wealth he got from trampling on me.
lindros
I don't want to be in the crossfire of political strife I have nothing to do with.
ellerie
No need to worry your pretty little head.
He doesn't have the support of his pathetic little King out here, he'll be on his own.
It'll give me the best chance to crush him.

Outside

caliane
How is it possible for them to arrive first, even after their vessel was lost, and having to brave the Green Tide?
weald
They're no ordinary adventurers, beating us at every turn.
caliane
We've never taken so many casualties under my command before.
And yet, all this sacrifice is for nothing, for the pursuit of a selfish goal, while the people who I swore to protect remain in danger. I'm truly a failure.
weald
You cannot let defeat break your spirit.
It's in human nature to value the life of your own child above all else.
caliane
For anyone else, perhaps. But I had sworn an oath of duty to Enan.
Regardless of whether we succeed, I am appointing you as the new Commander of the Saltsworn. I am no longer fit to lead.
weald
Commander... I- Do you hear that rumbling? Danger approaches.
caliane
All units, formation!
(The ground shakes and a swarm of dragons descends on the Saltsworn.)

If Murky and Quilan are alive

ellerie
So, getting your story straight,
your adventuring band were all killed in the assault on the Workshop?
murky
Yes. There were no survivors.
ellerie
That could have been us as well.
You seem pretty good with a staff. You're welcome to join my crew.
murky
It won't be easy getting over the loss of my old band, but I can't turn that down.
(Quilan approaches.)
quilan
Not quite. There's one still alive.
murky
...
ellerie
You were in the same band?
quilan
Yep! We got along well. I can vouch for her skills.
ellerie
Glad to hear it.
I'll leave you two to it. Don't split off from the group.
(Ellerie leaves.)
quilan
You're looking a bit pale. Not happy to see me?
murky
You- How? It's not possible. You can't be alive.
quilan
Of course, you should know that more than anyone else. But I recovered.
Oh, I like that look. You want to finish the job. But are you sure you can?
murky
Why didn't you say anything to the Seahawk Captain?
quilan
Because it would be more interesting this way. What excitement could you bring to the table? Please don't disappoint me.
murky
I don't know what you are, but if you think you can threaten me-
quilan
Simmer down, I won't rat you out. Now, let's get along, okay?

Character Descriptions

Quilan
A travelling bard with stalkerish tendencies and an obsession with the glorification of warfare.

Discreet Box
A nice pile of crates, looking like they've been recently stacked.

Murky
A travelling healer who has some incredibly developed knowledge regarding anatomy.

Lesser Keeper
If this is the “lesser” keeper, I don't look forward to the “greater” keeper.

Two Shoes
A tad larger than your average mage, but it's a good thing that magic has no correlation with physical strength.

Guava
A warrior priestess that appears to have exchanged the power of faith for faith in the blade.

Caliane
Commander of the Saltsworn, and a veteran mercenary. Unfortunately, not much of a competent commander.

Weald
Second-in-command of the Saltsworn. Not much of a talker, but dangerous.

Maurice
An old friend from my days at the royal court. Doesn't know it yet, but I'm due to be collecting a lot of debt from him.

Defender
Eternal guardians of the Workshop, protecting it from possible infestations of the adventurer kind.

Saltsworn
One of the biggest adventuring guilds on the Crescent. Trades quality for quantity.

Salt Elite
The finest the Saltsworn has to offer. Not really that good, but there's a lot.

Lightwalker
Fanatics who worship the old gods. Have more in common in the Sect than they realise, though I dare not say it.

???
Unfortunately, a book is still very capable of hurting us.

Illusion
If it can kill us, is it really an illusion?

Totem
A functional automated construct made by a skilled sorceror. Has many possible applications but is fragile and temporary.

Chicken
Bawk.