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Chapter 6: Beach Holiday

Opening

letter
... the target is extremely resilient to damage. Severe casualties to Sect forces in the termination of the target.
Estimation of evacuated civilians measures twenty percent.
This disciple recommends that the origins of the target are investigated, such that this does not occur again.
-Merzed
ellerie
-sentially told me, either I continue with this mess holding her timed explosive,
or else she'll be throwing me off the ship! Not much of a choice for me, is it?
mince
I don't think Oriana and Tower ever intended any malice.
If it wasn't for the Sect, none of this would have happened.
ellerie
Not a malicious bone in her body, Oriana. The crew love her.
Enough that in a mutiny, I'll probably be the one going overboard.
mince
Oriana is a good quartermaster, but you know I'd always be on your side.
ellerie
I know I have you, Mince. I wish they were wicked, because now I can't reject them!
This whole excursion was a hasty decision, and now I'm paying the price for it.
I could've done anything more sane, such as poisoning, stirring dissent or assassination, but instead, I gambled it all on this Workshop, hoping for weapons that may not exist.
mince
There's always the option to start over.
Let the Mainland fight their own petty wars while you can simply do whatever.
ellerie
You know I'm not looking for peace of mind. I see their faces in my dreams, mocking me.
“A bastard cannot amount to anything.”
Do you not feel the same?
Do you not hate them for driving you from your home, for killing your liege?
mince
The loss of the Princess is a tragedy beyond belief. But I don't hold a personal grudge.
The games of the Court and nobles are beyond the understanding of a simple knight.
ellerie
Aren't you the open-minded one.
I wonder if there's anything in the world that can drive you to anger.
mince
I'm not so bold to claim there isn't.
But it's not healthy to stake so much on the promise of vengeance.
ellerie
I can't just forget everything. That's not who I am.
mince
I can't tell you to forget it all, but you've clearly thought too much of this lately.
Some warm soup and a good nap would put your mind at ease.
ellerie
Maybe I am too on edge. Perhaps the rest of this trip will go smoothly, and I can forget we had this conversation.
(Another ship pulls up alongside the Seahawk. Ellerie approaches Oriana.)
ellerie
That's a small fleet of ships sailing around the bend. Recognise them?
oriana
They fly the flags of the Saltsworn, the controlling power of the north.
Adventurers like us would typically join them to fight the Green Tide, if not for our... immediate concern.
ellerie
I assumed adventurers just robbed tombs and dug up treasure and relics,
Does fighting the Green Tide pay well enough to have adventurers gather?
oriana
Adventurers who skip out on the Green Tide face social ostracisation, as it is seen as deeply shameful.
ellerie
That's... us.
oriana
The Green Tide lasts months, Captain. There will be plenty for us afterwards.
ellerie
MONTHS? How is any settlement still standing?
oriana
Individual waves come sporadically.
But more importantly, the adventurer obligation is a necessary survival tactic.
ellerie
What a world. Hold on, are the Saltsworn hailing us?
oriana
If they're calling for us to reinforce them, I hope you have a good excuse ready.
caliane
This is the Seahawk?
weald
Decent-sized caravel, small crew, one ballista. I can see their captain from here.
caliane
There's nothing more to say. Commence at once.
weald
Commander, are you certain? This blow to our reputation will be... significant.
caliane
Weald, are you loyal to me, or are you loyal to the Saltsworn?
weald
Always you, Commander.
caliane
Then give the order.
weald
Men, set the sights! On my order! Unleash the meteors!
ellerie
Hold on-
WE'RE UNDER FIRE!
(The Saltsworn blast the Seahawk with fireballs, destroying it.)
(The crew washes up on a nearby shore.)
ellerie
Mince! I feared you wouldn't make it in all that armour.
mince
I still owe you that warm soup. I ain't dying before then.
ellerie
Then just never make the soup. Looks like the crew made it out.
mince
Those ships that sent us hurtling are still on our tail. I see them in the distance.
ellerie
I do not want to be here when they arrive. Looks like the old plan again.
Everyone, let's cut open a path!
(Pomelo and Lindros have wound up on a different beach.)
lindros
I'm no believer, but thank Elis for the landboat; I can't swim!
Wait, Pomelo? You see that?
pomelo
Those men out for blood? I'm not the one with the glasses.
lindros
No, not that. Look at those ships. Doesn't something look familiar?
pomelo
Huh, their cannon is very similar to the one we have here.
Maybe it's a similar design.
lindros
I would have assumed so, except if you look further that way...
(Lindros points out an engineer surrounded by building materials.)
lindros
That's the parts of a disassembled landboat. The one we invented?
pomelo
I suppose great minds must think alike.
lindros
Pom, did you speak about this with anyone?
pomelo
Well, there was that one time at the pub. That shipwright, he was one of the few people that didn't laugh off my ideas.
lindros
Pomelo...
pomelo
He was very interested in my work!
He wanted a copy of the designs. Who was I to say no?
lindros
And now these designs are here, trying to kill us.
That had better been a damn good conversation.
pomelo
We had a great time.
georgy
I must have the Elephant installed on the Landboat before our targets arrive.
I can't miss the chance to test this thing out. You two, start unpacking!
I didn't hire you two to loaf around!
big berd
On it.
georgy
Get moving, or you'll find yourselves out of work.
(Georgy leaves.)
locust
This job sucks. We're being paid nothing, to drag logs around for some asshole.
big berd
It's tedious, but it's safe. I grow weary of fighting, Loc.
locust
Yeah, I understand. We keep getting our asses beat.
big berd
It's not just that. This fighting, killing for coin, it seems so, so meaningless.
locust
It's how we've always lived. Why bring this up now?
big berd
I don't know. Let's just get moving before we get yelled at.
narrator
The fleets drop goons every 2 turns until they are destroyed.
When the crates are broken, the landboat will spawn.
Hint: You really don't want that to happen.

New Guide Entries

Saltsworn

The Saltsworn are not the most well trained or the most well equipped adventuring company. However, they make up for this with quantity and cohesiveness.

Their loyalties are tied to Enan, which has thrived from their contributions. However, the recent civil conflict in Enan has caused certain fractures to appear in the company.

Turn 2 (if Francisca was rescued in Chapter 4)

(Francisca flies in from the south.)
francisca
That was one hell of a job. Hopefully my house is still standing when I get home.
Dear, what's wrong? What's going on here? The Saltsworn and... those folk.
Getting mixed up in this would be a monumentally stupid decision, but damn it, let it be known that Francisca repays her debts.

Turn 6

tower
We've got ships coming in from the front and behind.
ellerie
It's a good thing we're on land, isn't it?

Turn 7

(The Saltsworns' main fleet lands, disgorging their commanders and elite units.)
caliane
Saltsworn, forward! Our fleets will give covering fire from the water.
weald
You heard the Commander.

If Georgy is alive after all Materials are destroyed

georgy
Huzzah! The landboat is ready!
Let's take the Elephant for a spin.

Conversations

Whipjack

whipjack
I'm not with them!
speaker
Could have fooled me.
whipjack
I'm just a sailor who washed up here. This is just poor timing.
speaker
So...
whipjack
So I'll just be on my way-
offscreen 1
Oi, Whipjack's joined the enemy!
offscreen 2
He'd sell out his own mother for two gold pieces.
offscreen 1
You're about to get what's coming to you, sewer rat!
speaker
Looks like you ain't getting much of a choice here.
whipjack
Damn it.

Tower & Oriana

tower
This is the place. It's worse than I expected.
oriana
Valen did all this?
tower
That was no longer Valen.
oriana
What a cruel fate, to slowly lose control of one's own body.
Why do the gods feel the need to bestow this “gift”?
tower
They see humanity as pieces on a board for their own entertainment.
oriana
I can only pray that it was over quick.
Valen and I parted on poor terms, but for everything to end like this...
tower
I told myself I could sort everything out, and look at the outcome.
I failed Valen, I failed the Sect, and these poor citizens.
oriana
Why pin everything on yourself? You couldn't have known.
tower
But I should have. The symptoms were there since his adolescence, yet I dismissed his concerns.
When he truly needed me, I was powerless.
oriana
You did everything you could, going beyond expectations, for a family that isn't even connected to you by blood.
tower
Valen is my son, blood be damned. I just wish that I had more time.

Mikkel

Combat

mikkel
Try not to scream.

Combat w/ Pomelo

mikkel
John, you bastard! “I'll pay you back” my backside.
pomelo
Mik, I'm sorry. I have the gold, let's talk it out.
mikkel
There's an easier way. I'll take it off your dead body.
pomelo
Looks like I'll be relieved of debt either way after this.

Combat w/ Francisca

mikkel
Finally, a dragon! I'm from two generations of dragon slayers!
I've spent my entire life training for this big moment.
francisca
Two generatio-
Have you never seen a wyvern before?
mikkel
That's a wyvern? Small lizard, big lizard, same difference.
Good practice, at least.
francisca
I have a duty to kill you before innocent wyverns are harmed.
mikkel
My skills have been honed to break the scale of dragons, much less a mere wyvern!
francisca
Are you also trained to survive an axe buried in your skull?

Combat w/ Iosaf

mikkel
Try not to scre- THE HELL IS THAT?
iosaf
I'm not that. I'm Iosaf. Use my name.
mikkel
I'm trained to fight dragons, not one-eyed meat people!
I'm not paid to do this!
iosaf
I'm still right here. Are most people as impolite as you?

Death

mikkel
Aaaarrrrghhhh!

Jeanerik

Combat

Jeanerik
You're facing the mightiest mage of this generation!

Combat w/ Marlow

jeanerik
A hedge mage. Disappointing.
marlow
You can feel the aura of the poor coming from me?
jeanerik
No. As an upper-mid member of my cohort, I can easily recognise your untrained gestures.
marlow
I understand. But if my magic breaks your metal shell, you're going to look pretty stupid. Are we agreed?
jeanerik
My armor is not designed with magical insulation in mind.
marlow
Come on. You're a well-trained elite student of Oakhall.
You know your magical stuff more than poor old me.
Show me how it's done.
jeanerik
Well-
marlow
Catch!

Combat w/ Lindros

lindros
Mean Jean? Fancy seeing you here.
jeanerik
You're that asskisser, Lando or whatever.
lindros
On account of us being classmates-
jeanerik
Not a chance.
I've always wanted to beat those glasses off your face.
lindros
Ah, I almost forgot why they called you Mean Jean.

Death

jeanerik
Thoron, you've failed me...

Georgy

Combat

georgy
Loc!! Berd! Where the hell are those rejects?
Someone stop them!

Combat w/ Pomelo

pomelo
You're that shipwright I gave my plans to!
georgy
What are the odds we're meeting here?
They were fantastic plans.
pomelo
I'm glad you could make good use of the designs.
georgy
Thank you. No hard feelings, pal, you're on the other side.
pomelo
I can say the same.

Combat w/ Yvette

yvette
Cool ballista. I hope you don't mind me taking it.
georgy
I'll die before some rat gets their filthy hands on my work!
yvette
(smiles) That's an easy requirement.

Death

georgy
How did they get so close?

Caliane

Combat

caliane
I derive no pleasure from this. Please understand.

Defeat

caliane
Gah! This one stings.
Men, continue the charge!

Weald

Combat

weald
...

Defeat

weald
Very impressive. That one got through the armour.

Locations

Southern House

visitor
Wow, an axe that's made for chopping wood. I've never seen one of these before.
(The visitor receives a Logsplitter.)

Near East House

visitor
This has been here for a while.
Can water even go bad? Let's find out.
(The visitor receives a Mystery Drink.)

Far East House

visitor
The poor bastard who lived here won't be back for this. Might as well.
(The visitor receives a Javelin.)

Temple

Default

visitor
Just an abandoned temple. Nothing to see here.

If Tower is visiting

tower
Another one of these shrines.
May your altars crumble to dust, and your memories be forgotten!

If a non-Tower visitor holds the Fire Emblem

visitor
This is certainly an odd torch.
I'll just... What was that?
(The shrine emits an intense light, then crumbles to dust. The visitor loses the Fire Emblem but gains 100 experience, +1 Str/Mag, and Luck Blessing.)
tower
What in Elis's name? What have you done?

Ending

lindros
Pom! We need to get moving, what are you staring at?
pomelo
I didn't have the time to think about it, but the Seahawk really is gone.
All that time, effort, gold, into nothing.
lindros
We can build a larger, better ship than the Seahawk ever was.
pomelo
I haven't even paid back all the debts I owe before I left the Crescent.
I certainly can't ask the Captain to bail me out again. I don't even have a ship.
lindros
No need to worry; these are temporary inconveniences.
pomelo
Whatever do you mean?
lindros
We will breach the Workshop and loot it for all its worth.
With our newfound wealth, we can follow our curiosities without reliance on debt's shackles. The masses will all say, “Damn, who designed this?”
pomelo
Ain't that the dream.
lindros
That's not a dream, that's a promise. We can make this work, you as the brains, and me the brawn.
pomelo
(smiles) The Lindros, describing himself as the brawn?
lindros
(smiles) Who needs heavy-lifting when you have a mage? But we can't do that if we stick around longer. So are we doing it?
pomelo
You're right. Let's do this.
tower
Just when I thought our days of running would have ended, looks like we'll be doing more of it.
ellerie
I can't feel my legs.
Did you forget to mention that the Saltsworn have a hidden agenda?
Because I will explode.
tower
I've already told you everything I know.
oriana
Do the Saltsworn not know how bad it looks to attack a tiny adventuring band?
Have they abandoned all sense of shame? Why strike us and not the Green Tide?
ellerie
Something related to the damned Workshop, I can only assume.
Is there some world-ending device or something equally as ridiculous, that they must get their hands on?
tower
Unlikely. The old empire prided itself on the Workshop being a place of enlightenment,
they would not allow weapons of war.
ellerie
Truly?
tower
I thought you would have paid some attention to Lindros's ramblings.
ellerie
That would also have been fantastic to know beforehand.
oriana
There is a greater immediate concern than speculating on motivations.
Namely, the aforementioned Green Tide, now that the water route is scrapped.
ellerie
And we're dead centre in the impact.
oriana
Since heading through the forest now would be suicide, we only have one possible route. Head east towards Enan.
tower
Directly into the main base of the Saltsworn?
oriana
There's so many troops here to murder us that their main force is clearly not at Enan.
We could just slip in among the many groups of refugees heading to Enan for protection.
ellerie
We should head off the track since they'd be sailing along the bank.
Better to face a non-sentient enemy than one that is out for us in particular.
And they don't have meteor tomes.
tower
That's a compelling argument.
ellerie
What fine circumstances.
I have a good feeling the crew will want more than the usual rates.
caliane
I can't believe it. They tore through our troops.
weald
It was a mistake to split our elites and recruits. Now we've taken serious casualties, with nothing to show for it.
caliane
I didn't even think it was possible. They were so few in number, and most were greenhorns.
How in the heavens did they do it?
weald
Insufficient information is no excuse for overconfidence.
We assumed it would be an easy victory, and paid the price for it.
caliane
You're right, we got careless. They are no amateur band.
Our primary objective has been achieved regardless; without their speedy caravel, they'll need to enter the Tide, while we can sail up north and claim the Workshop ourselves.
weald
With all due respect, Commander, then why even attempt to engage them at all?
We could've sunk their ships, then left, and not have to bury half our new recruits.
caliane
... I did not want to risk any loose ends, such is the importance of this mission.
weald
I see. Now we have loose ends and less troops.

Character Descriptions

Francisca
A former sky pirate looking for a more honest line of work. Strong for her size, and accurate for her... condition.

Whipjack
An out-of-luck miscreant just trying to get by in life. Self-preserving yet greedy. He's perfect cannon fodder material.

Mikkel
A slightly more distinguished goon out of a horde of faceless goons.

Jeanerik
A mage in armor! Slow and fragile, he will be an easy target to take down.

Georgy
The Saltsworn's shipwright, and an avid ballista enthusiast. Made the mistake of showing up at the frontlines.

Saltsworn
One of the biggest adventuring guilds on the Crescent. Trades quality for quantity.

Carrier
Keeps on dropping disposable goons until we stop the infection at its source.

Rookie
Initiates to a short-lived career in the adventuring business.

Materials
Piles of dead trees sacrificed for construction of a wondrous project.

Big Berd
An incredibly large fellow, who must have spent a fortune on red paint. Can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Locust
I could've sworn there was someone standing right here. Maybe I didn't get enough sleep.

Dreadnought
A heavily armored ship practically impervious to all damage. If I had a few of these, I'd be unstoppable.

Caliane
Commander of the Saltsworn, and a veteran mercenary. Unfortunately, not much of a competent commander.

Weald
Second-in-command of the Saltsworn. Not much of a talker, but dangerous.

Salt Elite
The finest the Saltsworn has to offer. Not really that good, but there's a lot.

Loot
Just gonna yoink this while no one's looking. Or smash it.